WRESTLING LAWYER

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WRESTLING LAWYER


Were you injured? Did insurance not give you the money that you deserve? Then call me. I’ll fight for you. I’m Rod Jakt. I’m a lawyer. And I’m also a wrestler! Insurance companies: Watch your back! Rod Jakt is layin’ down the law! Insurance doesn’t pay for that. Oh you’ll pay!!! I make judges pay too! Case closed. You lose. No you lose! With over 10 years experience in the ring and 3 weeks in the courtroom, I’m the man! I was in an auto accident and Rod Jakt, he got me the money. but then he turned Bad Guy on me and broke my neck. And I’ll do it again! Ah come on! Please! Don’t! Ah my neck! Who booked this?! Yeah, I’m a heel. So What? I’ll be a babyface again. I’m a top guy. In the meantime, if you’ve been… Injured in an auto accident. Injured on the job. Exposed to toxic chemicals. Injured in a fall. Abused in a nursing home. Or wrongfully terminated. You’re fiiiiiiiirrrrred!!!!! I’m a good guy again. Who wrote this shit!!! I’ve been rated 4 stars by the Better Business
Bureau, and 2 and three-quarter stars by Dave Meltzer. BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THE DIRT SHEETS! So if you’ve been injured call the offices of Rod Jakt today. Operators are standing by. Is this a work? No brother, this is a shoot. So if you’ve been injured, call the Law Offices of Rod Jakt today! Call the Law Offices of Rod Jakt today! Oh and make sure to listen to my podcast. Almost every ex-wrestler has one! Call Now!


22 Comments

Pikapetey Animations · March 31, 2017 at 8:04 pm

OBJECTION!!!

Goat Bot · March 31, 2017 at 8:09 pm

Why wouldn't it be WRESTLAWYER

carltonbanks67 · March 31, 2017 at 8:10 pm

No YOU LOSE!!

Sean Nelson · March 31, 2017 at 8:15 pm

Where's my jabroni at?

DiggingUpGraves · March 31, 2017 at 8:17 pm

He can wrestle with me in bed all day 24/7 untill I have to leave to do some shit (spoiler, it's sex)

Willy Web · March 31, 2017 at 8:46 pm

I wonder if there is an ex-wrestler who is. Now a lawyer

Serpentaria · March 31, 2017 at 8:53 pm

Somebody call John Cena quick!

Jordan W S · March 31, 2017 at 9:13 pm

So many great pro wrestling references + the video stars former WWE superstar Briley Pierce… How could I not love this?!

EarthRock #42037 · March 31, 2017 at 9:19 pm

top notch

sketchysketch · March 31, 2017 at 10:50 pm

So he's a better version of David Otunga? that doesn't take much

M.K · April 1, 2017 at 3:17 am

I thought someone would be playing on the Nintendo Switch XD

Михаил Исаков · April 1, 2017 at 6:04 am

that is total win)

Loser's Club · April 1, 2017 at 11:30 pm

So god damn amazing. I feel like this should've gotten old, but it somehow just kept getting funnier as it went on. Great job, AOK!
I could loop: 1:38 "Who wrote this shit?!?" for eternity and it would never stop being funny.

Xx Twix xX · April 2, 2017 at 7:40 pm

Eh.

Qais · April 2, 2017 at 10:28 pm

I want this guy to sue Vince McMahon for pushing roman lames to our throats

Edward Elric · April 14, 2017 at 2:28 am

He looks like a combination of Dolph Ziggler, Ted Debiase Jr, Cody Rhodes, and The Miz.

Zuby · April 26, 2017 at 11:44 am

who gave this guy a job in united airlines

Mike Maverick · May 27, 2017 at 11:50 pm

Rod Jakt vs Joseph Park vs David Otunga vs Phoenix Wright in a hell in a cell….book it, Vince!

traltixx · June 27, 2017 at 4:02 am

is that famous vr gamer leroy patterson?

Lava Sharknado · November 27, 2017 at 9:31 pm

YOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIRRRRED!!!!!

Joshua Shannon · September 20, 2018 at 8:46 pm

0:22 lmao

Alex Ortiz · December 4, 2018 at 3:06 pm

I'm gonna try acting like this with dummies

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