When Siri Criticises Your Violin Playing
*sigh* What’s up? *sigh* I’m just trying to play this part, and it’s really tricky. Why don’t you ask Siri for advice? Siri? Really? Yeah! No, Siri’s pretty good. Try ask her. *pfft* Okay. I guess anything at this stage. Hey Siri, why can’t I seem to improve? You would improve if you stopped procrastinating all the time and practiced probably. Oh, you think you’re so smart, hey? Well hey Siri, where’s my Paganini music then? I lost it 2 months ago. Maybe you wouldn’t need to be asking me where you left your music if you had memorized your piece after 4 months of playing it. Dude, this app is so wack. Let me give it a go. Sure. Hey Siri, how’s my vibrato? It’s not bad, quite alright, but your friend standing to the right of you has horrible vibrato. I’ve heard cows sound better than that. You know what, screw this man. I’m sick of this stupid app. – I’ll do it myself.
– Yeah. Good luck. You’re out of tune. Your intonation is inaccurate. Your string crossings are uneven. – Your chords sound like a dying cat.
– Why? – In fact, why don’t you give up on your dreams
– No! – and go play the viola instead?
– Just…leave me alone! Perhaps then you would finally be useful to society.