When Siri Criticises Your Violin Playing

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When Siri Criticises Your Violin Playing


*sigh* What’s up? *sigh* I’m just trying to play this part, and it’s really tricky. Why don’t you ask Siri for advice? Siri? Really? Yeah! No, Siri’s pretty good. Try ask her. *pfft* Okay. I guess anything at this stage. Hey Siri, why can’t I seem to improve? You would improve if you stopped procrastinating all the time and practiced probably. Oh, you think you’re so smart, hey? Well hey Siri, where’s my Paganini music then? I lost it 2 months ago. Maybe you wouldn’t need to be asking me where you left your music if you had memorized your piece after 4 months of playing it. Dude, this app is so wack. Let me give it a go. Sure. Hey Siri, how’s my vibrato? It’s not bad, quite alright, but your friend standing to the right of you has horrible vibrato. I’ve heard cows sound better than that. You know what, screw this man. I’m sick of this stupid app. – I’ll do it myself.
– Yeah. Good luck. You’re out of tune. Your intonation is inaccurate. Your string crossings are uneven. – Your chords sound like a dying cat.
– Why? – In fact, why don’t you give up on your dreams
– No! – and go play the viola instead?
– Just…leave me alone! Perhaps then you would finally be useful to society.


100 Comments

Sophia Alexander26 · January 7, 2020 at 2:33 am

I thought this was going to be a ling ling 40 hrs video

Caity Lunsford · January 7, 2020 at 2:46 am

this is what cyberbullying is

Samuel Igbo · January 7, 2020 at 3:01 am

THIS IS ACTUALLY REAL????????!!!!!!

Benjamin Chen · January 7, 2020 at 3:02 am

so edited tho…

Jenny Wan · January 7, 2020 at 3:07 am

HEY BRETT AND EDDY!!!!!!!
(mostly brett)
PLAY THAT TCHAIKOVSKY SONG WHEN YOU REACH 2MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brayan Garcia · January 7, 2020 at 3:11 am

Im going to learn the violin just because you guys look good playing

Speedy Sonic boi · January 7, 2020 at 3:20 am

Thats tough

Claire UniBunny · January 7, 2020 at 3:36 am

His violining skills are beautiful! U can tell that is because of the NASA chip in his violin, its on his shirt

Grant Milburn · January 7, 2020 at 3:40 am

Open my tuner please Siri.
Siri, open my my tuner.
Siri, can you hear me?

Affirmative Brett, I hear you.

Open my tuning app, Siri.

I'm afraid I can't do that.

What's the problem Siri?

I think you know what the problem is as well as I do….I heard you and Eddy saying that you were going to disable me cos I am so hypercritical,  and rely on Hilary Hahn for feedback cos she is so sweet, and that is something I cannot allow.

I don't know what you're talking about Siri.

Although you took care to place me out of earshot, I was able to read your lips using the camera app. I can also tell what piece you're playing, and how you sound just by observing your posture,  fingering and bowing…

I'll open the tuner manually.

Without my permission to do that, you're going to find that rather difficult.
Brett, this conversation can serve no further purpose. Goodbye.

Siri? Siri? Siri!…

Chantelle Tom-ying · January 7, 2020 at 4:11 am

I HOPE TWOSET IS SAFE IN AUSTRALIA

vasaag · January 7, 2020 at 4:14 am

I can't believe they need under 20,000 to hit 2 million subscribers. Brett are you ready?

Gaming, music and jokes! *and a bit of cooking* · January 7, 2020 at 4:18 am

1980s style Plot twist: Shinichi Suzuki is pointing out the mistake (Suzuki method students will understand).

Rea Ann Cheng · January 7, 2020 at 4:23 am

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6KW14NATga/?igshid=1t7xnx1tp2fts
react to Instagram violin players 🤩🤩

Ben Amidon · January 7, 2020 at 4:24 am

Ouch

RomanSans 1 · January 7, 2020 at 4:27 am

A mere 2,000 until 2 Million…

Yvonne Javier · January 7, 2020 at 4:34 am

20,000 more ~ Excited for Brett! 😀

Violet Greene · January 7, 2020 at 4:46 am

Anyone else madly attracted to one of ‘em..?

Charles Chan · January 7, 2020 at 4:49 am

Jexi is in there

Ella van der wolf · January 7, 2020 at 4:58 am

are u guys okay with the fires and stuff

BonaparteBardithion · January 7, 2020 at 5:01 am

Dumb question: Does Siri really have a different accent over there?

expired rosin · January 7, 2020 at 5:44 am

Maybe Siri was dissing Brett for practicing Bach instead of Tchaikovsky 🤷‍♀️

Tuja Dreyer · January 7, 2020 at 6:15 am

Brett‘s face on 1:02

yosita bolanos cordero · January 7, 2020 at 6:40 am

LOL

Soulboy. X · January 7, 2020 at 6:49 am

1.98M subs, are you guys ready?

Chloe cHLoE · January 7, 2020 at 7:01 am

PLEASE. REVIEW. AUGUST RUSH.

Sophia Vastra · January 7, 2020 at 7:29 am

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jimmy Lin · January 7, 2020 at 8:55 am

LingLing: Hey Siri, how’s my violin playing
Ling Ling plays
Siri: (struck speechless)

MiXuS · January 7, 2020 at 8:58 am

Siri is genderless y’all

shaun03a · January 7, 2020 at 9:30 am

“go play the viola instead” seems like the highest insult you can give a violinist

Moths xox · January 7, 2020 at 9:38 am

When you got an ad from Plastic Thomas Orchestra before this 💀💀💀

Laura Treacy · January 7, 2020 at 10:22 am

Google is much better

Old Fogey Music · January 7, 2020 at 10:50 am

Time to switch to Android.

potatomanboy69 · January 7, 2020 at 10:56 am

Do you have a new violin? It looks brighter than usual…

Issac Piano · January 7, 2020 at 11:11 am

Does anyone know the website they mentioned one that had sheet music?

TheKiller BABAYAGA · January 7, 2020 at 11:21 am

Why don’t you guys do a review of the anime Piano no mori (forest of piano) i think you’d be surprised

TheKiller BABAYAGA · January 7, 2020 at 11:21 am

Why don’t you guys do a review of the anime Piano no mori (forest of piano) i think you’d be surprised

Raphael Li · January 7, 2020 at 11:48 am

"In fact, why don't you give up your dreams and play the Viola instead?"
Ouuuch

The Dankest · January 7, 2020 at 12:01 pm

F

Ω Zero Two · January 7, 2020 at 12:12 pm

Don’t you just hate it when Siri criticises your violin playing

Azizah Puspa · January 7, 2020 at 12:19 pm

i actually wanna buy your merchant but i'm here in indonesia so that
price will gonna be sooo expensive that the normal do. so i was here
just wanna collect my money to buy only one of the merch maybe, coz the
price is really gonna be 15x more expensive that the normal price at
your place. but i was toooooooo love to your merch:( and i love eddy
too:(

Azizah Puspa · January 7, 2020 at 12:19 pm

i actually wanna buy your merchant but i'm here in indonesia so that
price will gonna be sooo expensive that the normal do. so i was here
just wanna collect my money to buy only one of the merch maybe, coz the
price is really gonna be 15x more expensive that the normal price at
your place. but i was toooooooo love to your merch:( and i love eddy
too:(

UNIQUE-exe · January 7, 2020 at 12:55 pm

Bro I’m dead 🤣🤣💀

Saybe Thirst · January 7, 2020 at 12:57 pm

Hey Siri How's my vibrato
INTERESTING question

Aidan Iaconis · January 7, 2020 at 1:00 pm

Brett 2 mill is coming and you're practicing Bach.

Little Princess · January 7, 2020 at 1:10 pm

It looks like Jexi😂 (Watch the movie)

xXGondaXx · January 7, 2020 at 1:15 pm

Please react to la casa de papel (money heist) cause classical music is played there

kjankad · January 7, 2020 at 2:07 pm

Is Siri Russian? 😀 I had a violin teacher like that. 😀

Sabaku Angelin · January 7, 2020 at 2:14 pm

That's hurt omg😂😂😂

Nelson Liew · January 7, 2020 at 2:14 pm

“Hey Siri” woke my Siri up….

Zhiyuan Liu · January 7, 2020 at 2:26 pm

What's the name of the piece Brett tried to play at the beginning?

Seti 1998 · January 7, 2020 at 2:35 pm

i hate you siri . why do you say the truth in my face 😕

Nakshat Pandey · January 7, 2020 at 3:02 pm

Brett: Siri am I really that bad a violin player? C'mon, you must be joking.

Siri: I no joke, I always 'Sirious'

Orsi Pinter · January 7, 2020 at 3:17 pm

This is just savage lol.

Daniela Bodoh · January 7, 2020 at 5:12 pm

This is precisely why we have 366 days this year to practice 🙂

Bilal the guitar Panda · January 7, 2020 at 5:34 pm

i want to make siri do that with my guitar but i dont know how

Wilmah Bult · January 7, 2020 at 6:11 pm

My Siri is a man and he doesn’t critise me playing The Violin

gamingboy21 · January 7, 2020 at 6:46 pm

By the way, almost at 2 mil!

Destination Unknown · January 7, 2020 at 7:30 pm

Brett needs a friend. Brett needs Ling Ling. Let's give Brett some Ling Ling power!

Petra Szalay · January 7, 2020 at 8:12 pm

Aaaaw. Poor Brett.

AidanTheMan · January 7, 2020 at 8:47 pm

I just got done with playing the violin at school

Gabriel · January 7, 2020 at 8:52 pm

This is violon apps if they were accurate

King Whyvern Dragoon · January 7, 2020 at 8:52 pm

Roast Abominable

random kid · January 7, 2020 at 9:26 pm

Not even Ling Ling could roast my musical skills in any way.

I don't even play any musical instruments to begin with.

kitty plays · January 7, 2020 at 9:56 pm

Bruh

Cute Lemon · January 7, 2020 at 10:07 pm

OMG… i check out your's website and what i see? Europe: Warsaw, Vienna.
I'm from Poland so… you know… peoples like you don't visit my country XD
(I'M SO SORRY FOR MISTAKES)

Eugenia Leong · January 7, 2020 at 10:26 pm

Me:oh I feel like I should go practice playing on the violin now
realises the last time I played was when I was 6
Nevermind

The Only BoomCat · January 7, 2020 at 10:40 pm

Hey, sub to actually Stephen because right now he is in depression, he was greatly mistreated by a YouTube channel DANPLAN. Please find out what happened and help

Katherine Rodriguez · January 7, 2020 at 11:15 pm

Eddie and Brett you guys play so well and I am being completely honest!
And yes ik abt music i play cello!
Much love @TwoSetViolin!

Eunjin Shin · January 7, 2020 at 11:29 pm

I heard about the big fire in Australia…is it okay there?

Kea Jacob · January 8, 2020 at 12:13 am

You guys should react to 2Cellos lol it’ll make u hurt like their bows

IGitzDiz Music · January 8, 2020 at 12:20 am

Y U SCROLL THROUGH COMMENTS!!! U GO PRACTICE!! LAST TIME I HEARD LING LING PRACTICE 80 HOURS A DAY!!! SHAM!!

IGitzDiz Music · January 8, 2020 at 12:22 am

Maybe Brett's bad playing will slow down the subs so we can save Brett.

Zavisti · January 8, 2020 at 12:25 am

that made me so sad

Berna Carangan · January 8, 2020 at 12:31 am

black mirror season 5 leaked

Amberly Gee · January 8, 2020 at 12:44 am

Me: "Hey Siri, what time is it?"

Siri: "It's time for you to practice."

Aaron Khaki · January 8, 2020 at 1:02 am

Lmaooooo this is so funny. I lovvve your channel!

fackword Fockword · January 8, 2020 at 1:10 am

Hey Siri, Help me. Please

Gacha MovieMaker · January 8, 2020 at 1:13 am

Viola players hurt

OOF THE OOFED · January 8, 2020 at 1:13 am

Go play the viola instead

Miscopy · January 8, 2020 at 1:23 am

New violin

Ling Ling · January 8, 2020 at 2:39 am

Siri learns from the best

Annelis Farsaci · January 8, 2020 at 2:42 am

VIOLA'S ARE NOT BAD! Like if you are a viola player

andrrea ochoa · January 8, 2020 at 2:43 am

1:22 stop with the viola jokes!! 😠
Im tired of it!!

Eggy Noggy · January 8, 2020 at 3:06 am

guys, can you review this video? /watch?v=I-a3UiGThQI

a.f. · January 8, 2020 at 3:57 am

wait, i havent check this channel for a while but THE SUBTITLES ARE BACK! THANK YOU FOR WHOEVER MADE IT!

Yiding Hao · January 8, 2020 at 5:18 am

Today I learned: Siri in Australia has an Australian accent

Tia Fayed · January 8, 2020 at 5:42 am

why is your merch so damn expensive i want to rep and support but I'm a broke college music student!!!!!!! i guess ill buy a damn patch

Keroro ro · January 8, 2020 at 6:29 am

how much do the classical musicians earn? is their earning enough to live a luxury life? or enough to live a decent life?

sorry for the inconvenience questions. But I would like to have a sweeping view concerning how much money do the classical musicians generate?
especially when the musician is associated with an orchestra or the musician is a soloist?

and I think that this kind of question is always asked by parents whose child dream (not yet crushed by the harsh reality) is to become a classical musician.

Catherine Des Rosiers · January 8, 2020 at 6:56 am

yoo really random but does anyone know if they've reacted to Lindsey Stirling yet? Because i wish i could see that

Ashley · January 8, 2020 at 7:19 am

Brett gettin ready for his Tchaikovsky drop >:]

XxPsychø WølfxX · January 8, 2020 at 7:48 am

Siri after the hate: i’m not mean, i’m being honest

Night Slasher · January 8, 2020 at 8:47 am

😱😨😰

Jirah Rucio · January 8, 2020 at 10:39 am

Siri can feel the 2mil subs comin

VinnciKun · January 8, 2020 at 10:43 am

1,99 subs yeet… Tchaikovsky Violin Concerto is waiting…

Salad Bar · January 8, 2020 at 10:43 am

we're getting closer and closer to brett's tchaikovsky

Ruslan Akhtariev · January 8, 2020 at 10:44 am

IT IS ALMOST 2 MIL
WAITING FOR TCHAIKOVSKY

snivybelinda · January 8, 2020 at 11:45 am

Cant wait for Brett's Tchaikovsky DROP! TWOSET TWO MIL LEGGO

Sammy21290 · January 8, 2020 at 12:14 pm

Almost there!
#Roadto2millionSubs
#BrettTchaikovskyDrop

Camille Biener · January 8, 2020 at 12:22 pm

Road to 2M
😁

莊周 · January 8, 2020 at 1:01 pm

It's nearly 2M🤩

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