When a game malfunctions – Burning Man

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When a game malfunctions – Burning Man

Adventurer I need your aid My wife and child died recently in a fire and I need help getting to their graves Are you okay… *pathetic cry* You’re aware that you’re on fire right? Adventurer I need your aid My wife and child died recently in a fire and I’m trying to get to their graves Are you sure you weren’t in the fire? *Pathetic cry* Just okay just for the record like I’m totally happy to help but I just wanna make sure that you’re okay *pathetic cry* I mean okay as long as you’re happy then Accept Quest Thank you adventurer the grave yard’s this way! *pathetic cry* *pathetic cry* *pathetic cry*


Павел Марещенков · October 10, 2019 at 3:18 pm

There supposed to be a remix version of his crying

Rogelio Rivera · October 10, 2019 at 3:19 pm

I love the pathetic cry

Sonic Alpha · October 10, 2019 at 3:19 pm

The reveal on the next ep will be that it was Greg that set him on fire.

Kaeto · October 10, 2019 at 3:19 pm

uhu uhu uhu

BlueEyeBoy z · October 10, 2019 at 3:21 pm

0:39 That is awesome notification tone 😂😂😂😂

Pavel Hranáč · October 10, 2019 at 3:23 pm

"Are you sure you weren't in the fire?" totally killed me 😀

Ricky Sebastian · October 10, 2019 at 3:23 pm

That crying voice is still the best

Мария Дектянникова · October 10, 2019 at 3:23 pm

Everytime he stars crying i laugh SO hard.

Tahkoon · October 10, 2019 at 3:23 pm

This reminds me of brave fencer musashi so much 😂

princessthyemis · October 10, 2019 at 3:24 pm

Fantastic fire effect!!!!

TheMagnificentZoltar · October 10, 2019 at 3:25 pm

That fire hurts a lot. I would cry as well.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤlendro333 · October 10, 2019 at 3:26 pm

I felt it when he said "Uh hu, uh huu, hu hu"

kickbuttme · October 10, 2019 at 3:26 pm

yay the cry!!

HandsomeOne 7 · October 10, 2019 at 3:27 pm

Where da f…. can I download his cry, i need this for ringtone 😂

Infinity Spectre · October 10, 2019 at 3:30 pm


3KBS Channel · October 10, 2019 at 3:30 pm

My guesses say he's crying out of burning pain

VerSuz Zero · October 10, 2019 at 3:30 pm

Some adventurer finally pushed him into the fire to save his own family.

Mega Brawndo · October 10, 2019 at 3:31 pm

That fake cry while on fire!!!! Hahahahaha 😂

Esod Mumixam · October 10, 2019 at 3:32 pm

Sorry but no, they don t have any flat clicker…

Solomon McTavish · October 10, 2019 at 3:34 pm

I just wanna AARD the shit out of him😂

Danileptic · October 10, 2019 at 3:35 pm

At least Eugene ja a bit faster now 😅😅😅

Mercarryn · October 10, 2019 at 3:35 pm

With all his whining and tears he should have extinguished the fire all himself.

Ren Daniel · October 10, 2019 at 3:40 pm

At least he isn’t stopping every time he cries anymore.

warhawk9566 · October 10, 2019 at 3:41 pm

Oh my god that's the fastest we've ever seen that npc move

shadow wulf · October 10, 2019 at 3:45 pm

So thats who started the fire

General Hi-Ping · October 10, 2019 at 3:48 pm

This skit was Lit

Peter · October 10, 2019 at 3:48 pm

Sup with this horrible letterboxing? (:

satansbarman · October 10, 2019 at 3:49 pm

Surely he'd have put himself out with all the crying

Plot twist: he's responsible for the fire by accidentally channelling the fire plane while trying to cook

Maxshark999 · October 10, 2019 at 3:49 pm

it would have been better if eugene died as soon as rowan accepted the quest to match most games when npcs bug like that.

Nazeem The Great ! · October 10, 2019 at 3:49 pm

Adventurer:Are you okay?
NPC:*pathetic cry*

Gabrielle Padovani · October 10, 2019 at 3:49 pm

That pathetic cry never gets old lol

Max Mozzie Goose · October 10, 2019 at 3:49 pm

That is some difficult and very well made FX, my compliments to the editor/editors

crimson caster · October 10, 2019 at 3:51 pm

“The graveyard is on this way”
Me: oh boy, here we go again.
(NPC just walked normally now)
Me: what treachery is this.

ChillSpartan187 · October 10, 2019 at 3:53 pm

Please make a Skycraft game

Ashwin C · October 10, 2019 at 3:53 pm

0:29 that doesn't seem too hard. Your are gonna get to their graves soon enough on your own

Ulf Peter Schütt · October 10, 2019 at 3:55 pm

Travelling by night will be easy because you can see the way, but difficult because everyone else can see you as well.

ColdieHU · October 10, 2019 at 3:56 pm

Guess who caused the fire his family burned in. XD

Kyle Taylor · October 10, 2019 at 4:00 pm

I love these characters. The graphics haven't improved much but dang these new mods are neat!

matarono · October 10, 2019 at 4:03 pm

pathetic cry

tyrongkojy · October 10, 2019 at 4:07 pm

Not a glitch, working as intended.

ElAugedelaFinor · October 10, 2019 at 4:10 pm

And then, after you complete the quest, the NPC dies and you don't get your reward 🙁

Mauricio José Osuna · October 10, 2019 at 4:10 pm

The fact that Rowan still tries to get extra dialogue from glitched NPCs.

Drako2k0 · October 10, 2019 at 4:16 pm

Morning, great day for burning flesh ain’t it? Hu huh!

Cottonmouth ASMR · October 10, 2019 at 4:17 pm

It would've been hilarious when Adam walked off stuff starts to ignite

Tink · October 10, 2019 at 4:17 pm

Maybe this is his true form and why he cries all the time and we are now worthy of seeing it?

Jenn VioletSkies08 · October 10, 2019 at 4:18 pm

That crying is super annoying.

HAD3S Pubg Mobile · October 10, 2019 at 4:19 pm

Nobody:Good day to fire up ain't it

gomadoe · October 10, 2019 at 4:24 pm

I love the crying !

Havoc_9085 · October 10, 2019 at 4:31 pm

the true gdr

Simone Zenobi · October 10, 2019 at 4:31 pm

he actually was the one who died in the fire and his family is crying for him at his grave.

BlackSmithWolves · October 10, 2019 at 4:32 pm

I tried to support you guys by using your code to discount a Steel series headset but they don't ship to Guantanamo Bay…
Like! My mom can send me a pachage how fucking hard is it to put the dam adress on the box and send it in the mail! 🙁

Patrix8558 · October 10, 2019 at 4:32 pm

expected immediate "Failed Quest" cause of fire damage, lol

Der Transgender-Prophet Mohammed · October 10, 2019 at 4:36 pm

The burning man walks!

joshua graham lives!

My Apps · October 10, 2019 at 4:40 pm

Ehe ehi ehe ehe

ANLEK · October 10, 2019 at 4:42 pm

You guys should do the WOW plague glitch that caused even the CDC to take notice

Zz · October 10, 2019 at 4:45 pm

You forgot the part where the npc starts taking damage as soon as you accept the quest and you frantically start throwing ice spells at him hoping to put the fire out

Dani Momchilov · October 10, 2019 at 4:46 pm

These guys probably have quite a budget, they could afford to set Adam on fire.

Stephen Mitchell · October 10, 2019 at 4:46 pm

That fucking canned Sob is my goddamn favorite. I could watch a whole video of just that.

Shade · October 10, 2019 at 4:48 pm

If you guys could coax Steelseries into re releasing the Merc Stealth Ill gladly buy several >_>

Meow Paw · October 10, 2019 at 4:49 pm

I weep like Eugene ever since watching this series 😂😂😂

Kyler Freilinger · October 10, 2019 at 4:50 pm

Poor Eugene can’t catch a break

HORSEDICKoMPEG · October 10, 2019 at 4:52 pm

Should of had him die as soon as you accept the quest, fail the mission and lose a bunch of gold.. seems like a way a game would screw ya haha

Drakmour666 · October 10, 2019 at 4:53 pm

Very cool fire effect 🙂

Arthur Morgan · October 10, 2019 at 4:54 pm


MURDERdoll667 · October 10, 2019 at 4:54 pm

I want that Cry as Ringtone!!! XD

murasaki bara · October 10, 2019 at 4:55 pm

Helloooooo!!! Big fannnnnn!!!! Biggggg fannnnnnnnnn!!!

laginw · October 10, 2019 at 4:57 pm

I just bought Steel Series Arctis 3 yesterday without knowing the deal of Viva La Dirt guys ….

The Silent Observer · October 10, 2019 at 4:58 pm

I'm waiting for an Epic NPC Man movie. Would love to see that!

germanvisitor2 · October 10, 2019 at 5:01 pm

And now we know everything about why his family died in the fire.

Bueno Loco · October 10, 2019 at 5:04 pm

Steel series has some good stuff, like headphones and computer mouses. Agreed!!

Gautiz · October 10, 2019 at 5:08 pm

Gonna need that NPC cry as my new message tone =)

Isma-Eel Chotia · October 10, 2019 at 5:09 pm

I've mastered this cry.

Jaime Rivera · October 10, 2019 at 5:12 pm

Guess they made an update making him walk faster. 🤣🤣

KhaozHydra · October 10, 2019 at 5:15 pm

Ah yes, when a game glitches out for good or for worse. I remember a time in Dragonage 2 when one of the bosses became stuck inside the stairs on the edge of the arena. I was close to defeat thinking I would have to start the whole fight all over again when suddenly, I realized the boss could no longer deal damage to me. So I furiously clicked at its general location hoping to finish it off quickly, yet the battle continued perhaps for yet another half hour until at last the thing died. I was able to loot its corpse still stuck with its mesh contorted and stretched from under the stairs. Two things I learned that day: One. Always make sure you are properly leveled and geared before a fight. Two. Or have one of your companions bash the thing into a place between walls and/or stairs.

Fire Watch · October 10, 2019 at 5:16 pm

When u think VLDL is just making a simple video.
Think again

John Gallo · October 10, 2019 at 5:17 pm

I want that cry for my ringtone please.make it my gf hates it but it makes me laugh

Michael Weening · October 10, 2019 at 5:18 pm

They used to go to Forest for real

Mzk Punk · October 10, 2019 at 5:19 pm

That crying lmao

Nikki w · October 10, 2019 at 5:24 pm

I love this one XD you guys are amazing lol!!

Hebl von Heblowitz · October 10, 2019 at 5:24 pm

Just apply some bandages and he'll be fine!

Barokai Rein · October 10, 2019 at 5:25 pm

I still can't get over Eugene's crying voice. It's so annoying it could seriously be a sound effect in an rpg.

Shanil Ahmed · October 10, 2019 at 5:26 pm

Rowan you know that you can't talk to animals (no offense)😀😀

John Linville · October 10, 2019 at 5:32 pm

Y is Adam always on fire? Do you all really want him burn?

Karthi mk · October 10, 2019 at 5:32 pm

Good morning. Nice day for burning ain't it!! Ha hu

Quincy Edenfield · October 10, 2019 at 5:33 pm

He had to be happy to help, or else the other bugged npc would have put a steak knife in his lower intestines 😅

FitzChivalryFarseer2 · October 10, 2019 at 5:35 pm

Weirdest subtle npc stalker ever or disgusting sociopathic… family killer? Only so many places a family can burn, die and be buried at yet he keeps running into the guy…..
ಠ_ಠ suspicious

Nicholas · October 10, 2019 at 5:37 pm

I would've laughed if the NPC just died a few seconds after accepting the quest

NinjaPiece · October 10, 2019 at 5:37 pm

I thought he was gonna die the instant the quest got accepted. It would have kept failing the quest!

Pete W · October 10, 2019 at 5:37 pm

Hmm. He walks faster when on fire.. noted…

PG Plays Video Games · October 10, 2019 at 5:38 pm

so many confusing things here. Eugene appeared to have actually ran in to help his family instead of standing by a road begging adventurers.

Eugene is also running ahead in an escort quest o_O

Kawaii Taki · October 10, 2019 at 5:40 pm

That fire tho. Imagine all the time it took to make that flame look as realistic as it did there.

AnTen OldWords · October 10, 2019 at 5:42 pm

For a second i thought Adam is about to join his wife in the graveyard cuz his HP is too low 😂😂

ErJuli94 · October 10, 2019 at 5:42 pm

The sound of fire, remember me the same sound that is used in dark souls ?,?

JackORobber · October 10, 2019 at 5:43 pm

I see the devs have finally patched Eugene's walking speed.

Larry Phischman · October 10, 2019 at 5:43 pm

WoW has this glitch which has survived every patch I ever played where occasionally if the player flees combat they get stuck in combat and will stay in the combat state, unable to mount or do any trade activity, for minutes on end. My record was 35 minutes and I had to run across two full countries to get out of combat.

James Wilson · October 10, 2019 at 5:45 pm

I’d probably never except the quest, unless he was on fire or a dead body, I want to see if I could make this fire any bigger.

AnTen OldWords · October 10, 2019 at 5:45 pm

Adam should handshake or hug with Rowan in this situation, so it gets the dialogue bug and Rowan keeps getting burned 😂😂

Evil Spyke · October 10, 2019 at 5:46 pm

he should have died and then you failed the quest.

lizi · October 10, 2019 at 5:50 pm

i just love the 'guhuhuhuh' bit with that hand movement 🙂

kuze rov · October 10, 2019 at 5:51 pm

It looks like you get new dialogue options when the game mailfunction

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