Losing Your Black Card Is Not a Game – Obama’s Other Daughters

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Losing Your Black Card Is Not a Game – Obama’s Other Daughters


– Appreciate y’all
helping me clean out my Great Aunt Rosa’s spot, guys. Think of it like a
team-bonding experience. – But no hugs and
no trust falls. – Ooh, trust falls? – Girl, what is wrong with you? – I thought you had my back! – Ooh! – Ooh, girl, I’m eatin!
– Sorry, girl. – Oh, what’s this?
– What’s that? – Black Card Snatched. – I don’t know, Kira. Maybe we should put that back. My Great Aunt Rosa used to say, “Touch it and I’ll knock
the black off of you.” – Yeah, so what’s
she going to do? Come back from the dead? – Stop! I’m sorry, Aunt Rosa! – Look, I’m sorry,
but it’s just a game. We should play. – Okay. – Seek knowledge from within,
lest you lose your melanin? Once you start, you cannot stop. Get three wrong
and you will swap. – Swap? Oh, no no no, I’m not into that. I mean, I might be single, but I’m not swapping
my man, okay? – Okay. – Thank you. – That’s why you
all both single. High five on that. Be adventurous. – Oh, what kind of black girl
magic witchcraft is this? It’s moving! – Shakira, you’re high. – (gasps) Mine is moving, too! After you stop and drop,
what should you do next? A: Roll. B: Hands up. C: Shut ’em down, open up shop. D: Record the police. – I know what they
want you to say, ’cause this is a trick question. But the answer is A. You got to stop, you got to
drop, and you got to roll! Safety first. – Ashley, where did you grow up? That is literally a
classic hip-hop song! – Okay, that’s
literally a classic way to put yourself out
if you’re on fire. (objects clattering) – Oh! – Ashley, stop it! – Mayonnaise rights
made me do it! – I’m going to throw up! This is getting dangerous,
we need to stop! – Whoa, wait! You can’t just
leave me like this! – I’m telling you, it’s revenge! ♪ Pop music plays ♪ – We have to stop that
banshee from screeching! Let’s keep playing! When did The Million
Man March happen? A. 1994. B. 1995. C. 2019, inspired by the
Pink Pussy Hat March. D. April 5th, 1865. – Your went to an HBCU. A. 1994. Final answer. – Ah, what’s happening? No! – I can’t stop! – It was 1995! – No it’s not!
(crying) – Stampede! (drumming) – Oh, oh! – Okay! – Lookin’ like a Red Lobster
cheddar-baked biscuit! – Holy shit! You’re the man of my dreams. I had a dream about
you last night and you’re here! – Ew, not my type! – Where you goin? – I thought you said there was
going to be white women here! – What?
– Wait! – Where are you going? – What just– – Oh, we’re definitely
locked in here. – You all, if we get
the next one wrong… We lose! Like lose, lose.
– Okay! – Well, we are four
strong black women, okay? We got this!
– Oh my god. – Take your time! – Okay. – Who wrote “Lift
Every Voice and Sing?” – Okay, black national anthem. We got the answer to this!
– Please. – A. Martin Luther King Jr. B. James Weldon Johnson. C. Gucci Mane? – Say Gucci Mane!
– No! – What? – Yeah, he wrote
it for Bruno Mars! It’s all, “Wake up in the sky!” – Words are not the same, Kira! – He’s like, “lift
every voice, wake up.” They’re kind of similar. It’s a good song! Gucci is evolved! – Oh, Kira, Kira, Kira,
your ass is deflatin. (cries) – Oh, my ass! – It’s gone!
– Guys? – I don’t feel right! – Oh my god, I can’t stop– Oh my god, I can’t stop
saying “oh my god!” – I told my mom shut
up you stupid betch! – Don’t all lives matter?! – Oh my god, yes! You little slut. I’m literally obsessed
with you in blonde. It’s giving me major Goop vibes. – I plan on naming my
first-born Arugula. – My mom paid for
my college degree but I just want to
be an Instagram star! – Ashley, can I
have some mayonnaise for my tater tot casserole? – Yeah, mayonnaise.
– [Man] Ooh! – [Man] That’s what
I’m talking about. – [Man] Ooh!
– [Man 2] Right? – Oh, wow!
– Hey baby girl! – I see you, white queen! My white queen. – Kim K can’t have all the fun! – Oh my god, stop it!


33 Comments

Coach Trini · October 11, 2019 at 4:02 pm

Black women are beautiful #thatisall

YeeYee · October 11, 2019 at 4:02 pm

First boyos

Joseph Mendoza · October 11, 2019 at 4:16 pm

Yup if you like anything out of ur culture ur a fucken sellout fake!!! Lol this video is racist as fuck.

caleegirl · October 11, 2019 at 4:16 pm

It was 4 girls in the room are only 3 of them friends??? Get it together description box.

TheProKingGamer 65 · October 11, 2019 at 4:17 pm

LMAO im fucking sleep

Chanel Badeux · October 11, 2019 at 4:45 pm

6TH COMMENT

Bearing My Seoul · October 11, 2019 at 5:06 pm

A Gen Z version of Black Lady Sketch Show? 🤔 I guess I'm here for it? shrug

Kyla Armstrong-Benjamin · October 11, 2019 at 5:43 pm

Karen your ass is deflatin!!!
I died!🤣🤣🤣

Marianne Williams · October 11, 2019 at 5:47 pm

Four queens! Get it OOD <3

TooTallPaul · October 11, 2019 at 6:19 pm

2:00 in and still no laughs

Alyssa Leiby · October 11, 2019 at 6:20 pm

This makes no sense and is not funny.

Tom Smaldone · October 11, 2019 at 8:03 pm

Bahaha. Excellent Jumangi stampede!

John Baxter_comedy · October 11, 2019 at 8:04 pm

obsessed with this!!!!! obamas other daughters yall are CRUSHIN IT. can we please have more vids????

anna salinas · October 11, 2019 at 8:06 pm

LOVE THIS VIDEO!!!! more horror sketches!!

Lesh Cub · October 11, 2019 at 8:10 pm

Death by mayonnaise!!!

Wolfie Trausch · October 11, 2019 at 8:28 pm

Lol obsessed

Wolfie Trausch · October 11, 2019 at 8:32 pm

Lol “hay zaddy”

Adryanna Mosley · October 11, 2019 at 8:38 pm

LMBO love them 🤣🤣🤣

Vinco Galzu Tzu · October 11, 2019 at 8:38 pm

Lmfao😂

Cathy Marks · October 11, 2019 at 8:41 pm

Yesss! Oh my god. So dang funny. I love how each of them are so different and bring their own Comedy! Genius women! Love them ! 🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻

Jason Is Awesome! · October 11, 2019 at 9:31 pm

This was absurd.. I love it

Cara Meyers · October 11, 2019 at 10:21 pm

Yes! Yes! Yes!! This is soo funny, love you ladies 🖤🖤🖤🖤

kelbykoproductions · October 11, 2019 at 10:30 pm

I LOVE THESE GIRLS!!! THEY ARE AMAZING

James Thorne · October 11, 2019 at 11:36 pm

When is someone gonna give Maame-Yaa Aforo a show? I grew up with her and have always thought she was hilarious. Obama's Other Daughters are comedy kweens!

Sakari Singh · October 12, 2019 at 12:32 am

omg that Kim K line killed me!

Talia Caldwell · October 12, 2019 at 3:27 am

Love them. I need more of these 🙏🏿

Jabbar Lewis · October 12, 2019 at 3:34 am

This is great! Wth 🙌🏾

Nate Slaughter · October 12, 2019 at 3:41 am

😂😂😂😂 yoooo

Matt L · October 12, 2019 at 5:30 am

it seems like losing one's black card isn't such a bad thing if it leads to hot guys coming around

Silver Galt · October 12, 2019 at 11:31 am

It always ends with BMWF with these sketches. SMH, I guess Comedy Central supports black men leaving their nubian queens all alone.

resurgam75 · October 12, 2019 at 1:40 pm

This type of humour is really cringeworthy. I'm mixed-race & from the UK and to me this racial stereotyping lazy humour belongs back in 1992 or something. It relies on race tropes for the humour, instead of actually being funny. People would riot btw if it was reversed and you had the line 'we are 4 strong white girls'.

Maya Perry · October 12, 2019 at 3:18 pm

I’m down wit OOD 😎

CaliDreamers · October 12, 2019 at 4:23 pm

HAHAHAHHAHA

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