Key & Peele – Weird Playlist

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Key & Peele – Weird Playlist


– Let’s listen to some music, you got a playlist–
– Oh yeah. – That you like? – All my music is good, man. Just put it on random. – Alright. Rock it out. – This is an audio
journal of my experiments on my own human condition. (laughs) Forgot
this was on here. Let’s skip ahead. – Oh no, no, no. No, no, I wanna… I wanna hear your
thoughts on things. – Tasted my own urine today to
make sure I was still human. Yeah, let’s just skip ahead. – What the fuck is this? – It’s just some voice memos. My experiments are going well. I’m hours into my
daylong commitment to stare at myself
in the mirror nude. I’m beginning to see
my reptilian self. I am the lizard. I am the lizard. I taste the bug on my tongue. – Don’t touch it. – I just– – Don’t touch it. – I have committed myself to
understanding what a woman feels like when
she is penetrated. I want to fulfill
this commitment but the matchstick
won’t fit in my penis. Too square. – Too square? How ’bout… Forget it. – My penis. – I understand. – Is too square. – I understand… What? (Jordan screaming) – Why? Why? Why? (intense screaming) No! No, no, no, no, no, no! Stupid, stupid, stupid! I’m so fundamentally lonely. I’m adrift in an
indifferent universe. Only Keegan tethers
me to reality. I’ll take a drive
with him tomorrow. I wonder if he senses how I
feed off of his lifeforce. Different Keegan. (beatbox music)


100 Comments

Gabrielle Thompson · September 12, 2019 at 8:53 pm

Don't touch it…
Don't touch it

Chris · September 13, 2019 at 8:12 pm

"It's too squared"… and I'm out <—- drops the mike

Alphasnowbordergirl · September 15, 2019 at 3:30 am

i feel like this needs to be a movie

lj181094 · September 15, 2019 at 5:34 pm

Although I'm a girl I felt pain when he was talking about putting a matchstick in his penis. And when he screamed and actually tried it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Caleb Rogers · September 15, 2019 at 11:39 pm

1:29 peels face is just perfectπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Aishwarya Ravi · September 16, 2019 at 12:58 pm

"too square"LMAOOOOO

Mike Brannon · September 17, 2019 at 1:25 am

Hilarity aside, this would be rather terrifying. Imagine that you're stuck in the car with a friend that you actually didn't know at all, and are learning they are incredibly disturbed….

NO Name · September 17, 2019 at 6:39 am

I flinched when i thought he put the match stick inside the tip of "Magical Stick"

Jamaal Sq · September 18, 2019 at 1:37 am

0:54 like a proud black woman.

Tol Tol · September 18, 2019 at 11:45 am

Wild

mesho o · September 18, 2019 at 5:07 pm

stupid stupid stupid πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŠπŸ½πŸ‘ŠπŸ½πŸ‘ŠπŸ½

Vineeth Paul · September 19, 2019 at 2:48 am

Why does Peele gets to play all weird roles? πŸ˜‚

Korok seed #1034 .5 · September 19, 2019 at 4:16 am

Where can I get tickets for the concert?

Vic L · September 20, 2019 at 5:41 pm

Am I the only one who thinks this is one of their best skits?

Trey Best · September 20, 2019 at 11:44 pm

RIP headphone users

Going Bonkers With My Honkers · September 21, 2019 at 7:01 am

Wtf 🀣

x Crane · September 21, 2019 at 5:18 pm

When you take a drive with yo re friend and then he ask!
What is mean of life?

Pip Pipster · September 21, 2019 at 7:16 pm

Different Keegan
🀣🀣

WeirdO3000 · September 21, 2019 at 9:47 pm

I need more weird playlists πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I died when he started screaming πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Chris C. · September 22, 2019 at 12:51 am

Wtf is this.. lmao

Abram Porras · September 22, 2019 at 2:41 am

Different keegan lmao

Bilal live · September 22, 2019 at 3:18 pm

Look at Keegan's face at 1:34 πŸ˜‚

Spruce Tree Whisperer HydroGeneration · September 23, 2019 at 5:31 pm

Behind the scenes how do they know who is still acting?

KiDo · September 23, 2019 at 9:27 pm

-My penis
-I understand
-Is too square
-I underst WHAT!?

Holy shirt πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Cerated Sign · September 23, 2019 at 9:32 pm

1:18

Tubzy Wilson · September 24, 2019 at 10:44 am

My penis is too square hahahaha

Max Minichiello · September 24, 2019 at 3:02 pm

8 fucking hours

MooMooJenkins · September 25, 2019 at 2:53 am

The dialogue is so realistic πŸ‘ŒπŸ½

With Expectancy · September 25, 2019 at 5:21 am

β€œWHAT THE FUK IS THIS!!!????”…..LMAO..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Nicklas Brady · September 25, 2019 at 2:21 pm

I AM THE LIZARD? WAIT MATCH STICK!!!

K G · September 26, 2019 at 1:15 am

My penis is too square.

Vivianne · September 26, 2019 at 3:31 am

watching this at 10:31 pm on a school night eating cold pasta

Ella Susa · September 26, 2019 at 7:51 pm

Lol different Keegan πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Waterflame89 as Pearl · September 27, 2019 at 3:12 am

I bite my tounge.

Grace M · September 27, 2019 at 2:54 pm

I think I just developed a six pack from laughing

Josh Reidy · September 27, 2019 at 8:06 pm

I just wanna know where they were going like

Esra DeLaurentis · September 28, 2019 at 12:07 am

Jorden: Stupid Stupid Stupid Randy Orton: hey that’s my line!

DjSiN71 · September 28, 2019 at 12:09 pm

U guys are fkin trippers haha gold tho πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

oh yeah nahui · September 28, 2019 at 5:43 pm

Come on we all have taht kind of friend in our friendlist

Over Kill · September 29, 2019 at 5:22 am

β€œWTF is this” already had me

Caitlin Moorhead · September 30, 2019 at 2:06 pm

Looks at each other 1:39 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

BLAZED FOO · October 1, 2019 at 4:28 pm

β€œI am so fundamentally lonely I am adrift in a different universe only Keegan tethers me to reality” maybe a hint to his movie US before he even made it

Phebz Peters · October 1, 2019 at 5:46 pm

You guys are freaking hilarious πŸ˜‚

chri la8 · October 1, 2019 at 6:46 pm

Next time someone says, "you got a playlist we can listen to?" "yeah, no. up for CDs?"

chri la8 · October 1, 2019 at 7:06 pm

0:58 to 1:26– anyone else notice how the crying starts four minutes later? this is too funny XD

Danielle Castro · October 2, 2019 at 7:57 am

Lol. Laughed way too much than I should

Ziwa Gwatidzo · October 2, 2019 at 12:53 pm

i shouldn't watch these drinkinh hot tea

Megha Yadav · October 2, 2019 at 3:26 pm

Something is wrong with that car it's too shakey

Bronson Walz · October 3, 2019 at 12:13 am

1:04 I think my penis just retracted into the body

Sean M · October 3, 2019 at 7:17 am

I like to think this is Peele's inspiration for Get Out.

Asteroid Miner · October 3, 2019 at 7:30 pm

Anyone else got here after the Josuke and Okuyasu remix of this vid ?

Alex Delarge · October 4, 2019 at 12:33 am

I lost it at 7:14 pm.

J C · October 4, 2019 at 1:21 am

What the fux uploaded May 20, 2013? 8 hours drive where are they going?

mario lira · October 4, 2019 at 2:18 am

Lovecraftian at the end

Cheezy Head · October 4, 2019 at 2:26 am

After you finished beating your meat: 1:23

Muhammed Asghar · October 4, 2019 at 3:17 am

Multiple questions :

1) How did Jordan plan out his breaks for their conversation to go uninterrupted?
2) how do they CONTINOUSLY drive for 8 hours and not stop for gas?
3) how did the CD last for 8 hours?
4) CD memos? Really?

wani wani · October 4, 2019 at 4:19 am

I would love to be able to be this open and comfortable with another person

wani wani · October 4, 2019 at 4:22 am

I so wish this skit was longerπŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Henry Washington · October 4, 2019 at 4:58 am

Talk about pissing πŸ”₯

[CLASSIFIED] · October 4, 2019 at 2:20 pm

I can't stop laughing especially when he shouts

Vi · October 4, 2019 at 3:00 pm

This is my biggest fear I have mad voice recording on my phone mdmdmfnbs

Jamaal Sq · October 4, 2019 at 3:21 pm

2:05 How many niggas you know named Keegan?

jaydekonah · October 4, 2019 at 4:56 pm

Wth lmao

Me TV · October 4, 2019 at 5:41 pm

Manly as tears

Rushikesh Khore · October 4, 2019 at 5:57 pm

In my life of 27 years, as far as I know, there's only one Keegan I've seen. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Lord Papi Darkwing · October 4, 2019 at 7:54 pm

This man been driving from 6pm to 2am, that means he'a stopped for gas at least once while listening to this damn tape

θΆ…KΔ―Γ±g JΓ¦ · October 4, 2019 at 8:52 pm

β€œI wanted to fulfill this commitment but the match stick won’t fit in my penis”

CheddarBeezy · October 5, 2019 at 3:16 pm

"It's too square"
"My penis, is too square"
"W…what?"

Vana · October 5, 2019 at 3:57 pm

1:56 his face when he realized πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Bella 11IntuitiveHealing&Growth · October 5, 2019 at 10:03 pm

I'm so fundamentally lonely … I'm adrift in a different universe ..only Keegan tethers me to reality . I wonder if he senses how I feed off of his life force." Lmfaoooo relatable 🀣🀣

GOOD ASMR · October 6, 2019 at 3:13 am

I died at the part where his penis is too square

VALHALLA · October 6, 2019 at 4:29 am

I don't know how they keep a straight face while making these skits

ZanTipphanie · October 6, 2019 at 6:18 am

You said "tethered" Jordan. So Us wasn't some random movie huh?

MrCobra83 · October 6, 2019 at 10:26 am

At 7:14pm fuck I felt that😫

Rosalinda Bloodflowers · October 6, 2019 at 11:54 am

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Lawrence Furcron · October 7, 2019 at 1:27 am

"My penis… Is too square" AAAAAA IN DYING

Daniel Thompson · October 7, 2019 at 2:13 am

I am the lizard.

Tea Tea · October 7, 2019 at 10:23 am

Thats not vegan

Arusha · October 7, 2019 at 10:23 pm

The fact that he says it's a "different Keegan" as if it's gonna make the whole thing seem normal has me dead. πŸ˜‚

Sapphire Sushi · October 7, 2019 at 11:20 pm

The hell

Olivia Robinson · October 8, 2019 at 1:14 am

"Dont touch it"

Derrick Ross · October 8, 2019 at 2:43 am

A gay advise

Elias Mao · October 8, 2019 at 5:47 am

This got me wheezing

Viviene Manulat · October 8, 2019 at 6:21 am

Where tf are they going anyway? It's such a long ass drive

Blue Butterfly Wellness · October 8, 2019 at 3:53 pm

Hmmm…I better start erasing all my recordings NOW! 😨

Mikai Anderson · October 9, 2019 at 12:56 am

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Biz Ness · October 9, 2019 at 1:58 am

πŸ”₯

Milky Way Flea · October 9, 2019 at 6:11 am

minecraft penis

just amarri · October 9, 2019 at 6:27 am

Hahaha

AZ CLUEless · October 9, 2019 at 7:11 am

The matchstick won’t fit in my penis.

noasta ieti · October 9, 2019 at 1:26 pm

Most awkward car ride lmao

Phi · October 9, 2019 at 3:08 pm

That scream of pain

raider steel · October 10, 2019 at 11:16 am

Possibly going home
Listens to damming tqpe
8 plus hours later going around block listening

The King · October 10, 2019 at 11:37 am

Key and Pee!! LOL

normitaof09 · October 10, 2019 at 3:31 pm

"Only Keegan tethers me to reality." The way he looks at Peele and then down to the radio πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
πŸ’€

Abiola Adun · October 10, 2019 at 6:21 pm

Who else is marathoning Key and Peele right now?

Jake Pollen · October 11, 2019 at 12:13 am

Anyone else on a Key and Peele marathon?

Thepowerlies · October 11, 2019 at 12:36 am

The road won't end

sabrina rahim · October 11, 2019 at 3:16 am

Lmbo at Keegan tethers him to reality

James Evans · October 11, 2019 at 9:28 am

This one Hurt me Bad….Too Damn Funny!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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