Hostel Games Part 1 | TSP’s Bade Chote | Sacred Games Spoof

Published by Jan Heaney on

Hostel Games Part 1 | TSP’s Bade Chote | Sacred Games Spoof


Hey! Get up. Eat it. Eat. Don’t know where was I? Who brought me here? And for what reason? Who are you all? She’s Yadav Tai.
The warden of this hostel. And I’m Trivedi. Her right-hand person. Which place is this?
Why have you kept me here? This is Kenya hostel, Ganesh. Very close to our hostel. Guru Ji has said to keep you here. Motherfucker! Am I a chair that
you’ll keep wherever you want. And is this the way you say good morning? He hit me so hard that I woke up. Ganesh, It’s 9 0’clock in the night.
Not morning. He’s still in hangover. Get him out of his hangover. Last night the nuisanse that
you created in girl’s hostel, After that Dean Parulkar
threw you out from the hostel. Since then you are here. Listen, warden!
I’m not going to eat this tasteless food. I want chicken. You’ll get everything. But do me a favor. What? Wait for the right time. C’mon! Let’s go. Hey, I’m not going to wait for the
right time and eat this tasteless food. I want chicken.
Hey, warden! Listen. Atleast give me cottage cheese,
I’ll eat it as chicken. Motherfuc… Stop. Motherfuckers! Do I look like 35? I’m bald head doesn’t mean I’m 35.
I’m 26. Do you understand. I’m bloody asshole that I’m born. These people hit me so badly. They broke my butt.
I’m not able to sit, Issa Deol brother. Did Subhadra wish you? No. Strange! She wish everyone in the hostel. She herself reminded me on
call as I had forgotten. Motherfucker! I Don’t know
what problem she has with me. Why does she behave
wierdly with me? Why don’t you go and tell
her that you like her? Go to girls hostel and say it. After all it’s your birthday.
She will not refuse. Do you know what’s the time? If you have the guts sit
with me. Now drink. Brother Issa Deol, I’ll go and tell her. I’m not one father’s child.
I’ve three fathers. You just wait and watch. Come out from the hostel, Subhadra. I love you Subhadra! Hello? Parulkar sir. Happy Birthday Gaitonde! Where are you going? Nowhere. I want to go inside. My soulmate stays here. Okay. You want to go inside? Come. Wow! Parulkar sir. Now go. Issa Deol and Subhadra were already in
a relationship and made a fool of me. I came to know this when I was thrown
out from the hostel like a garbage. I really didn’t know what to do. I just want to screw them. Hey, brother! Talk softly.
I’m talking to with my girl I swear on you, I’ll eat the whole food. Guys in relationship did not have
any problem with the hostel food. Because they eat food with
their d*** not with their mouth. I just wanted to get out
from this shit hostel, and wanted to screw Issa. What happened Megha? Why did you call me in the
library on such late-night? What do you think? Such late-night,
in the library where there’s no one. What can we do? There’s lot of things we can do, Megha. But you don’t focus on your studies. Within 15 minutes you get
tired and you go to sleep. Sartaj, you’re overreacting. Megha, I’ve got periods. First finance then economics
and then extra class of sales. It’s hard. Caught you! What are you guys doing here
such late-night in the library? Nothing sir. We’re just studying. What? But you said that couples
don’t study at night? Shit! How can I fall in love with a liar. Thought so. By the way what happened to your finger? Nothing sir. Actually a teacher asked for fees, so when I went to the hostel to take money, I slammed my thumb in the door. It’s very common.
One out of three people have it. If you open anything except for the books, then I’ll call your mother. No sir. I’ll never meet
him again after this. Megha, relax. Don’t take his words so seriously. And even if it were,
at least he could take a photo of us. – C’mon, cheer up!
– Into the camera. Yeah. Got it. See. It’s all cool. From today, don’t show me
your face, Sartaj. What? Megha? Megha, now who’s overreacting? Hey, C’mon! – Hello?
– Hello. How are you Sartaj sir? I think you’re totally screwed. How do you know? You’re not even around here. Actually your voice is enough for
me, Sardaarji And what happened to your thumb? Yesterday few boys were
playing cricket in the park. and the ball was coming towards me So the fielder climbed on my thumb finger. Let’s leave all this. You tell me why did you call? Sardarji, your love story turns
out to be shit as season 2. Today you had a break up, right? Tomorrow the entire hostel
will go through a break up. Go and save your hostel. You’ve 25 hours. Consider it 26 hours. I can’t talk much, I’m on international
roaming as I’m in Budapest. Hi, Megha. Why did you call me? I’m sorry Megha. I couldn’t understand you
due to exam stress. Can we try again, Megha? I even bought books for studying. You know what Sartaj? You’re college topper. But you’re zero in sex education. I’ve sent you romantic messages
and said that I want a D – You asked me to stand in the sun.
– Of course Megha. You get vitamin D from sunlight. You can take as much as you want. You know what Sartaj? You’re a C. Of course carbon. All of us are. No. You’re ‘chutiya.’ Wow! Now you’ve started giving me bad words. – What’s you’re problem, Megha?
– You’re my problem, Sartaj. You’re childish
nature is my problem. I can’t stay with a child. 25 year old young man… …is not a child, Megha. What are you doing? What are you doing, Megha? – Megha.
– No. – Megha.
– Let me show you. Megha, let it be. 25 year old youn man
doesn’t lick his thumb. Megha. Megha. Yadav tai,
I don’t want to stay in this hostel. I want to go back to my own hostel. Listen, child. I gave you the house to stay. Gave walls to stare. Gave a door to exit. It’s all because of me. Otherwise you don’t even fit for it.
Got it? We’ll talk once you recieve
money from your house. Got it? Bloody asshole! I just want to break Issa
Deol’s relationship. That’s it. I’ll do it. But before that you have to
breakup Preeti’s relationship. Who’s Preeti? Should I say everything? Preeti is the topper of their hostel. Ever since Preeti and
Shahid came into relationship, Preeti got screwed in studies. How to get it done? Throw a big party in the hostel. Invite Shahid to that party. And as soon as both meet,
click a picture and send it to me. And the dick heads that
are there in your hostel, why will they attend my party?
Nobody knows me here. Go and meet Purushottam.
Everybody knows him. You’re very clever. Purushottam was a Gujju guy of this hostel. And you know the weaknesses of the
Gujju’s, right Sardar Ji? Liquor and Business Okay. I’ll send it. Hey, Puroshottam brother. I want to throw the biggest hostel party. You know everyone in this hostel.
You invite all of them. I’ll call everyone in the party. I’ll also feed them with snacks. I’ll even wear anklet
bells and dance too. But you tell me one thing, why? Think with your mind instead of liver once. In the party, the liquor will be
mine but whose snacks will be sold? Brother Gaitonde, Start the preparations for party. I killed it with Netflix entry. But the moment I entered,
it was a doordarshan show. Because all the couples had already
started partying in different corners. And I was all alone in my own party. Brother Gaitonde! I brought good snacks
but where’s the liquor? Nobody is purchasing snacks
because there’s no liquor. Purushottam brother, I do not ignore any
Gujarati request for Dandiya and Liquor. No matter what,
I’ll bring it from the moon. Do it then, brother. Jojo, I want four bottles of Scotch. Do the hostel guys have
status to drink scotch? Till yesterday they were having
black tea by dipping Parle-G into it. Today those guys will dip
Parle-G biscuit into scotch. I’ve no rules mentality. Now send me four bottles
of William Lawson’s. I can sue you from the hostel.
Aren’t you scared? I’m not scared. I’ve tried four times. What’s there to try? Put a rope in the fan and hang yourself. When your fan breaks, the warden
herself will leave you till the gate. I’ve ac in my room. Anyways, Tell me where I’ve to send liquor? Kenya hostel. Okay. Chotu will come with liquor. He’ll make drinks and take
empty bottles with him. He’ll come, he’ll make and
take the empty bottles as well. What should I do?
Jerk off? No. He’ll only shake. The drinks. He’s a bartender, idiot. Do one thing, you also come with me. It’s boys party. What will I do? There is no such rule that
girls cannot attend guys party. You know that it’s a no rule party. Girls hostel closes at 8pm, Gaitonde. You enjoy. I’ll send liquors. Who’s Ganesh Gaitonde? Now that’s a party. Drink it like a thirsty crow. Gaitonde brother, amazing life. Brother Purushottam, I kept my promise but
you didn’t invite everyone in your party. Whom do you want me to call?
Reena, Sheena, Kareena… I know everyone’s boy friend. Call Preeti’s boy friend, Shahid Kapoor. Shahid Kapoor? Where are you? Here party is going on.
Everybody’s here. Come and join us. We’ve snacks, liquors and everything. Don’t worry. – Brother Purushottam?
– Yes. Where’s Shahid Kapoor? Shahid and Preeti’s break up
was the biggest mistake in life. Because in the next part, Shahid
Kapoor was going to become Kabir Singh. Yadav tai, I’ve sent you a photograph. It’s nice. You’ve awesome camera. I broke Sahid Kapoor’s relationship. Finish. Awesome. Reallly awesome. Now tell me how to break
Issa’s relationship? Who’s Issa? We had a deal… Tell her. Wha… Oh! Issa. Right. Yes. Got it. Yesterday he shifted in Subhadra’s flat. Live in. I can’t help. You cheated on me. You fooled me. I’ll screw you guys. Issa, bloody asshole! Motherfuc… You cheated on me. Just wait and watch. What happened Ganesh? You’re asking me what happened? All happened in front of you, right? Are you blind?
You’re eyes have got fractured or what? You want an action replay over here? Bloody! Subhadra left me and
threw me out from the hostel. It’s like as if I got
stuck in red zone. Don’t know what should I do now. What do you do when you
get stuck in any game? I uninstall it and start watching porn. But you can’t uninstall this game, Ganesh. This is Hostel Games. Here you’ve to take a hint. That too from a person. No no…From God. You believe in God, right? Some calls him Guru Ji. And some Ryan Gosling. Trivedi said that you’ll
get a broiler chicken, high speed wifi for watching shows… …and clean commode to shit. What else a hosteler would
ask more than this, Sartaj Ji. I got sold. [Person singing song] Sartaj sir, sing at least with a rhyme. You won’t understand my feelings. You can date four girls at a time, Maajid. God forgive me! I’m a one woman man. I love my girl friend a lot, Sartaj. And if God wants… …then one day I’ll definitely marry her. So cute. Even I wanted to do the
same thing with Megha. But she blocked me from everywhere. I can’t even see her face, Maajid. Sartaj, don’t be sad. Megha bhabhi must be
crying remembering you. You can see her through my account.
Go ahead. Thanks a lot Maajid. What happened? Is she crying a lot? Which place is this? It looks like a guru’s ashram. I’m going there. But you don’t even know the
location, Sartaj. I’ll find it. I’m good with directions. But Sartaj, exit is this way. Thank you. Reaching the ashram, came to know
that this game is much bigger than all these hostlers, you, me,
even from the five days of test match. Time is wasted when you’re in relationship. For sex, you need one minute. And 30 seconds if the ac is too cold. But for preparation, you spend
years and years and years and years. But if you’re single, then no need for preparation. You only need one minute. And 30 seconds if the ac is too cold. Time is infinite in a single life. Guru Ji talks about time saving but
he himself used to speak slowly. Hostel life is divided in two yugs. Set yug and call yug. Set yug is where girls are not set, but boys are always set. And call yug which is going on. Set yug ended because
human started having sex. Why human started having sex? ‘Tharak’ (jerk). Someone said ‘Tharak’ Get lost. Just leave. Humans started having sex
because porn became too boring. Too boring. Primal human was bored by seeing
the paintings made in caves. So he started having sex. For one minute. And 30 seconds, if the winter has arrived. Guru Ji said that don’t depend
on people and porn for orgasm. If I want to go back from call yug to
set yug, then the entire hostel has to… … give sacrifice.‘Samuhik Mukti Bandhan’Mass break up. Aham Orgasmi! Aham Orgasmi! Aham Orgasmi! Aham Orgasmi!


100 Comments

The Screen Patti · October 12, 2019 at 8:25 am

So, kaisa laga Hostel Games? 🔥

Aryan Agarawl · October 14, 2019 at 9:28 am

Ye kya tha ?

manoj kushwah · October 14, 2019 at 9:35 am

Far far far better than original one…
Especially chhote miya…😍😍

Karuna Neupane · October 14, 2019 at 9:36 am

Wow!!! Wowww!! Just wow….one of the finest acting I have ever seen….every cast have done amazing job….❤️❤️❤️

Vinay Kumar · October 14, 2019 at 9:47 am

Bc ye kya chudampatti h..??
Anghute ki Patti hat te hi anghuta muh mai bc…lol…🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

abhilash mishra · October 14, 2019 at 9:48 am

This is worst than real

Piyush Sanskar · October 14, 2019 at 9:51 am

The best part was of guruji . It was simply lit 🔥

NITESH ANAND PATEL · October 14, 2019 at 9:51 am

Maza nh aya yaar episode

Vinay Kumar · October 14, 2019 at 9:55 am

17:03 Kya hua jyada ro rhi h kya…??
Nd she's dancing…lol…🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

JordanHits · October 14, 2019 at 10:02 am

Why gaitonde is speaking south Indian Hindi 😂😂

Arcade · October 14, 2019 at 10:04 am

Too good

SACHIN SINGH · October 14, 2019 at 10:08 am

sirf chotey mia k alawa sab ne haga

Raj Jadhav · October 14, 2019 at 10:20 am

Bhai…chote miya guruji hai toh bunty kon hai??

Tanmay Soni · October 14, 2019 at 10:24 am

Bhai 2nd episode kabh aayega cant wait

Khanak Shrimali · October 14, 2019 at 10:27 am

18:38 hamare yaha principal same aisa hai bc!
Lol😂😂😂

Primary school सरकारी मास्साब और उनके चेले · October 14, 2019 at 10:30 am

jaldi lao.. can't wait…lekin yaar sacred games part2 ki tarah tatti na lana

Jamal Hassan · October 14, 2019 at 10:33 am

Sartaz was the worst.. overacting ka paise kaat bc

Zindagi ke Panne · October 14, 2019 at 10:35 am

https://youtu.be/ExJuv_kWPb0

Youtube Kida · October 14, 2019 at 10:44 am

Aham orgasm✋😇

Harshit Vashisht · October 14, 2019 at 10:45 am

Uninstall kar ke porn Dekhta h 😂😂 (15:29)

Sahil Shinde · October 14, 2019 at 10:45 am

अहं भ्रमसम

virat kundan · October 14, 2019 at 10:46 am

#katai_zahar….
Bhai mazaa as Gaya …

ααѕιf нαѕαи · October 14, 2019 at 10:48 am

My best scene is guru ji time bachane ki bat to karta tha lekin khud bhenchod bahut slow bolata tha 😂😂😂

Harjot Singh · October 14, 2019 at 10:50 am

Awesome 🥰😍

Prince Solanki · October 14, 2019 at 11:03 am

H4 hostel

Rahul KR · October 14, 2019 at 11:11 am

Love you Guruji❤️

Proud Mariner · October 14, 2019 at 11:20 am

15:29…… ONLY FAVORITE PART..🤣🤣🤣

Ankit Patra · October 14, 2019 at 11:21 am

Spoof is better than season 2.

Neeraj Negi · October 14, 2019 at 11:28 am

12:51 which song is that 💕💕

manju murali · October 14, 2019 at 11:29 am

2:09
Bhai death note se L ki yaad aa gayi

Only otakus will get to know

Pankaj Mishra · October 14, 2019 at 11:37 am

Nikhil Vijay ,gaitonde ki acting zyada achhe se karta

sumit singh · October 14, 2019 at 11:40 am

Setyug – Callyug

peri peri · October 14, 2019 at 11:48 am

Chote miyaan killed it

Pratik Chawla · October 14, 2019 at 11:49 am

Chutiya kis ka spoof bna re he ho aukad may rho

ADITYA RANJAN · October 14, 2019 at 11:51 am

Ek Masterpiece web series ka mazaak bana rahe ho

Samesh Managond · October 14, 2019 at 11:56 am

Make more like this

Vaibhav Pandey · October 14, 2019 at 11:57 am

Naa…

Vaibhav Pandey · October 14, 2019 at 11:59 am

Why you all are imitating your natural talent is much loved ✌️😅👊

Vaibhav Dewat · October 14, 2019 at 12:02 pm

Tharak… Someone said tharak, nikalja yaha se🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Dhawal Rsp · October 14, 2019 at 12:04 pm

अहम ओरगाज़म

shivam · October 14, 2019 at 12:10 pm

Sacred games in a nutshell

Rajat kumar · October 14, 2019 at 12:13 pm

Back ground kaun sa music hai sir jee mast hai bta do plzzz .

Dhruv Nimavat · October 14, 2019 at 12:22 pm

Screen Patti ko season 2 samaj nhi aayi to tatti. Waah

Kunal Chavhan · October 14, 2019 at 12:25 pm

Mai mc hu jo paida hua hai 😁😁😁😁😁

Akshay Chauhan · October 14, 2019 at 12:28 pm

Hahaha…this is way better than actual sacred games 2 man…this is epic…😂😂😂 Ghurne ko deeware di..bahar jaane ko darwaza😂😂😂😂

Nikhil Kumar · October 14, 2019 at 12:38 pm

Baba ka role netflix mein bhi mst tha aur tsp mein bhi hats off guys

Ravi prakash verma · October 14, 2019 at 12:51 pm

7:26 which webseries episode?

Dnyanesh Avhad · October 14, 2019 at 12:58 pm

I like before watching

Bhupendra singh Ranawat · October 14, 2019 at 1:01 pm

Maha ghatiya banaya. Boaring

Karan Gaikwad · October 14, 2019 at 1:18 pm

thoko like 🔝

Navedkhan Malek · October 14, 2019 at 1:23 pm

One dislike for sartaj

tushar narekar · October 14, 2019 at 1:31 pm

Op

Rishu Singh · October 14, 2019 at 1:56 pm

better than season 2 😂😂😂

Kushagra Srivastava · October 14, 2019 at 1:56 pm

Juju yggrcdvbk

Jitender Thakur · October 14, 2019 at 2:06 pm

😂😂😂😂😂

Dr ashwin sharma · October 14, 2019 at 2:08 pm

Shandar

Ravindra Yadav · October 14, 2019 at 2:09 pm

😂😂😂😂😂shabas

Bhargav Dihora · October 14, 2019 at 2:17 pm

Best one of TSP, love your work guys.

Suthar Jaimin · October 14, 2019 at 2:17 pm

Nikhil Vijay is best 👍💯as Nawazuddin

ChaarPie · October 14, 2019 at 2:18 pm

Bakwas

Namañ jaìñ · October 14, 2019 at 2:20 pm

"Aham orgasmiii" 😂😂😂🙏

jerryb 769 · October 14, 2019 at 2:21 pm

Ye video bhi second season ki tarah tatti lga .

Music My Soul · October 14, 2019 at 2:29 pm

https://youtu.be/OZ41b0XG3Ts watch this🤗🤗🤗🤗

Aditya Joshi · October 14, 2019 at 2:45 pm

Bhot hard vdo

Youtube Tips · October 14, 2019 at 2:53 pm

filling Netflix

MaNinDeR_ sAiNi · October 14, 2019 at 3:00 pm

Entry to Netflix wali mari thi😂😂🤘

Nilesh Katke · October 14, 2019 at 3:14 pm

10:45 what is the name of this song

akshit srivastava · October 14, 2019 at 3:15 pm

Chote Miyan ki wajah se hi..ye video ko like milengey..

Ajit Sharma · October 14, 2019 at 3:16 pm

Kabhi khabi lagta yeh Chennel Bhagwan hai.

Swatantra Yaduvanshi · October 14, 2019 at 3:24 pm

Murga khaunga …..😃😃😃

Aniruddhsinh Rathod · October 14, 2019 at 3:29 pm

Bhai aese ideas late kaha. Se ho…ahm orgasmi vala to khatarnak hi tha…Aur is episode me bunty nahi hai.kya agale episode me bunty ayega ??

amogh pujari · October 14, 2019 at 3:29 pm

Bolo aham orgasami🔥

mandeep sindher · October 14, 2019 at 3:36 pm

Aham orgasmi…🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥇🥇🥇

EXPLORING A DOT · October 14, 2019 at 3:39 pm

Boring

ADdroid Agency · October 14, 2019 at 3:47 pm

Videos ke liye intro chahiye
Aur editing bhi jaada ni aati
Koi baat ni #KrownCreatives me aapko template milege jo aap jaada mehnat kiya bina re edit kar sakte… So join us and download them for free #KrownCreatives

ધબધબાટી હો ભાઇ! · October 14, 2019 at 3:52 pm

Good income Part-Time job. Work from home on "Helo" mobile application and earn money.
👇👇 ( Get 50/- instantly )👇👇
http://d.helo-app.com/dHg5pq/

harshita jain · October 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

https://youtu.be/XTH1APdwqVA
A tribute to Pulwama martyrs…..do watch…

Saurav Hazarika · October 14, 2019 at 3:56 pm

Did someone noticed that the actor playing Megha has a identical voice of the original one.
Either coincidence or a very good actor👌🏾

ATUL KUMAR · October 14, 2019 at 4:00 pm

Guruji time bachane ki to bt krta tha pr bahnchod khud bahut dheere bolti tha🤣🤣

Rajesh Rathore · October 14, 2019 at 4:00 pm

Waiting for second part

Prateek Bhardwaj · October 14, 2019 at 4:03 pm

Bhenchod part 2 kb aa rha h

HeLLo TeCh · October 14, 2019 at 4:05 pm

jiska vi idea hai sach meh bohut kamina mind hai ,btw yr top class

Purushotam Pandit · October 14, 2019 at 4:08 pm

🤩🤩🤩🤩

Ayush Srivastava · October 14, 2019 at 4:09 pm

Song at 10:55 ??

Jebanjyoti Sahu · October 14, 2019 at 4:13 pm

18:07 this part🤣🤣🤣

Himanshu Mittal · October 14, 2019 at 4:19 pm

Ek no

thakur vivek · October 14, 2019 at 4:20 pm

Baai 2nd part jldi

ROYAL Rocky Hunter · October 14, 2019 at 4:20 pm

#norules🍺

DIPENDRA YADAV · October 14, 2019 at 4:24 pm

Mei madarchod hu comment nhikiya

Sanket Motghare · October 14, 2019 at 4:27 pm

It was hysterically funny!Bring the next part as soon as possible…

kalpen joshi · October 14, 2019 at 4:30 pm

Song at 10:42 pls

Gopi Krishn Awasthi · October 14, 2019 at 4:34 pm

Esme isha live in me pahuch gya.. Aur Jojo ganesh ko scoth supply krti hai bhencho… 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ..part 2 banao be..

Harsh Tak · October 14, 2019 at 4:34 pm

Bhenchod Sahi h

Harsh Joshi official · October 14, 2019 at 4:36 pm

Waiting for next episode …….lit guys …

CREATORS ASYLUM · October 14, 2019 at 4:42 pm

Next level

Mohd Shadab · October 14, 2019 at 4:45 pm

Bhai next video kab a raha hai??

Pratik Patwari · October 14, 2019 at 4:46 pm

Watched it just for Abhinav Anand, the best actor!

youtube gangster · October 14, 2019 at 4:53 pm

Secred game s2 ke jesa tatti ……. bc sahi copy kiya

Anish Sarkar · October 14, 2019 at 4:54 pm

Sartaj Singh. Yeh toh tatti hai.

GODARA SURESH · October 14, 2019 at 5:01 pm

Bhai Part 2 kb aayega ??
intzar nhi ho rha h !!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *