Colbert Explains The Ukraine Scandal To Ainsley Earhardt Of Fox & Friends

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Colbert Explains The Ukraine Scandal To Ainsley Earhardt Of Fox & Friends



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The Scooter · October 6, 2019 at 9:10 am

Master Baker! 不不不不不不

SeraphinaAizen1 · October 6, 2019 at 10:32 am

You just know that republicans are going to accuse him of "mansplaining" to try and find ammo against people calling for Trump's impeachment. Even though nobody seems to hate women more than Trump. And this segment wasn't about her being a woman, it was about her being a moron.

psammiad · October 6, 2019 at 10:37 am

Don't people call her Ainsley Airhead?!

Eric Brosius · October 6, 2019 at 11:59 am

Stephen Colbert sucks Andersons mini-cooper

John Hall · October 6, 2019 at 12:16 pm

I love Steves smug complacency. A truly great showman!

Jan Anderson · October 6, 2019 at 12:57 pm

What mentions of cake with no mention of a file in the cake?

kingpeter · October 6, 2019 at 1:03 pm

miraamshah · October 6, 2019 at 1:07 pm

Come on Colbert cant you talk and Joke about something else besides Trump Trump Trump? Btw I wish you had been slightly critical about warmonger Killary

CitanulsPumpkin · October 6, 2019 at 1:29 pm

It's sad when the denialists can't seem to wrap their heads around the simple fact that every member of Trump's inner circle is a career criminal and an accessory to his various impeachable crimes, abuses of power, and acts of high treason.

sarge5000 · October 6, 2019 at 1:29 pm

Pure savagery. Love it.

Gorilla Jones · October 6, 2019 at 1:55 pm

The GOP, FOX and Trump supporters at this point are all complicit. History will not look at them any differently than the Vichy French. Traitors.

Give them no quarter, remember who they are. They will try to say " I never" or "I didn't". Nonsense. You almost destroyed this country with your stupidity, now wear your shame.

Philippe Nachtergal · October 6, 2019 at 1:58 pm

The ending is good too. Because yeah, the heart of it is plain simple and obvious. (Determining who should be considered an accomplice and who was simply put in a situation that went way above their head will be more difficult)

fabricio ycaza · October 6, 2019 at 2:36 pm

What a burn.

Sridhar Subramaniam · October 6, 2019 at 2:46 pm

This is ultimate!

Blu Gill · October 6, 2019 at 2:56 pm

i pity those work at fox
either they work with stupid people or they have to act stupid for other people

Atticus Finch · October 6, 2019 at 3:34 pm

How much shit do you eat.Cornholebert.

reeseseater12 · October 6, 2019 at 4:07 pm

Whoa, slow down there Colbert, we're not all Sherlocks, some of us aren't even Lestrades. You might want to dumb it down a bit more

Dave Whitfield · October 6, 2019 at 4:15 pm

New spin on the term "mix a batch"

shane hresko · October 6, 2019 at 4:17 pm

Lmao FAKE NEWS!!!!

taxiuniversum · October 6, 2019 at 4:20 pm

Ainsley is working overtime for an exclusive groping-session, followed up by one and a half minutes of interacting with a tiny .
To each his own, I guess. 丐亢

WV Hoopie · October 6, 2019 at 4:28 pm

Your the BEST

Osiran Rebel · October 6, 2019 at 4:39 pm

tRump has been stepping in it for 3 years now , but this pile leaves too many tracks, and smells fresh and steamy .

OceanBlue Heart · October 6, 2019 at 4:39 pm

Masterbaking…. Eewwww!!!
Get That DISGUSTING
Impeached out of the WH!
VOTE FOR BLUEWAVE
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Stories Not Stuff SNS · October 6, 2019 at 4:55 pm

I look forward to seeing this segment grow

mr revolution · October 6, 2019 at 4:59 pm

Haaaaa

Alexander Wolf · October 6, 2019 at 5:56 pm

As a long time Master Baker, I too know the nuances of Master Baking

Patriotically Incorrect · October 6, 2019 at 5:58 pm

Yes take the light off of joe Biden. And shine it on trump….

Jills Mcfarland · October 6, 2019 at 6:08 pm

Tmi

HoldFast Hope · October 6, 2019 at 6:13 pm

Furiously masterbaking youre a legend Colbert

TheSweetgirl79 · October 6, 2019 at 6:21 pm

An homage to early Glenn Beck

AFriend · October 6, 2019 at 7:06 pm

1.get ingredients for cake
2.mix all
3.?
4.cake
5.profit

JayneMarie · October 6, 2019 at 8:25 pm

EW!
TMI

Keyur Parikh · October 6, 2019 at 8:27 pm

Can we get so light on Biden and Ukraine story, appreciate that Steve

James H · October 6, 2019 at 9:21 pm

This was hilarious, gotta love Colbert

Sergio Amathon · October 6, 2019 at 10:04 pm

Trump ——— Ukraine = ?? This is too much information……!!!! 不

Lily Torres · October 6, 2019 at 10:37 pm

Ew!! Steven!

Mike Lake · October 7, 2019 at 12:02 am

I see over 1000 thumbs down. Taking politics out of the equation entirely. That is 1000+ people with zero integrity .

Solomon Beeching · October 7, 2019 at 12:17 am

Puts a whole new meaning on "The cake is a lie!"

Igor Schmidlapp · October 7, 2019 at 12:24 am

Does Fox News keep a bullpen of airheads to be ready to be on "Fox&Friends"?

Greatest Clips Ever Official · October 7, 2019 at 1:07 am

The more you speak about Trump the more he gets a chance to win and thats all Stephen been doing this year ! Like there is nothing else to talk about on Earth!!

Xolani Ndaba · October 7, 2019 at 1:51 am

Hypnotized cobra…

Nunya Business · October 7, 2019 at 2:21 am

Who licks the beater?

Aditya skaria Gamuz · October 7, 2019 at 2:53 am

M獺ster baking!!!!! Lol that's hilarious

Todd Hellyar · October 7, 2019 at 3:11 am

What's Biden's impeachment strategy?

Sarah Elisabeth Joyal · October 7, 2019 at 3:15 am

Hey, you gotta do the cooking by the book!

Todd Hellyar · October 7, 2019 at 3:15 am

So the transcript shows that the Democrats lied and continue to lie about what Trump said to the Ukraine.

Senator Schiff mislead Congress.

Biden actually admitted committing the crime.

Evil, stupid, or both, which one are you?

You lot are guaranteeing Trump wins in 2020. Surely you can see that right?

Clinton asked and paid foreign agents for dirt on Trump, silence. Biden used power to protect his son from prosecution, silence. Obama used the intelligence services to spy on candidate Trump, silence. Trump disavowed white supremacists in Charlottesville, silence. 50% of US border guards are Hispanic, so the Dems want to fire them all, silence. Blacks have the best employment numbers ever, the Dems don't like what that does to their narrative, silence.

When you lot do talk, you talk shit. Cunts through and through.

Lynx Mystique · October 7, 2019 at 3:44 am

"Held up in the WH, furiously masterbaking" killed me … Executive time… Whipping the batter and making frosting

A L · October 7, 2019 at 3:56 am

Mob boss con man Trump, the king of the swamp…丐丐丐

Whats it Toya · October 7, 2019 at 4:54 am

Thats one of those quotes comedians love, its a pre written joke just falling in your lap.

Maria Acosta · October 7, 2019 at 5:06 am

Oh my gosh, the stupidity of that woman..

hobbicles28 · October 7, 2019 at 6:15 am

Following comment is almost as lengthy as the bible, so tuck in and you can have on this day, your daily bread.

Now prepare to have your preconceived political notions torn asunder.

I first noticed this during George W. Bushs election.

The Issue is not about facts and logic. Because thats not how politics nor political beliefs work.

Rather its about emotion.
Because its about engaging the lizard brain.

Now here is an interesting quote from Newt Gingrich showing the current game plan of the Trumpublicans:

June 24, 1978, Gingrich
addressed College republicans at West Georgia College.

But Gingrich had not come to deliver an academic lecture to the young activists before himhe had come to foment revolution.
One of the great problems we have in the Republican Party is that we dont encourage you to be nasty, he told the group. We encourage you to be neat, obedient, and loyal, and faithful, and all those Boy Scout words, which would be great around the campfire but are lousy in politics.

For their party to succeed, Gingrich went on, the next generation of Republicans would have to learn to raise hell, to stop being so nice, to realize that politics was, above all, a cutthroat war for powerand to start acting like it.

1988, gingrichs plan to conquer Congress via sabotage was well under way.

Gingrich encouraged them to go after their enemies with catchy, alliterative nicknamesDaffy Dukakis, the loony leftand schooled them in the art of partisan blood sport. Through gopac, he sent out cassette tapes and memos to Republican candidates across the country who wanted to speak like Newt, providing them with carefully honed attack lines and creating, quite literally, a new vocabulary for a generation of conservatives.

One memo, titled Language: A Key Mechanism of Control, included a list of recommended words to use in describing Democrats: sick, pathetic, lie, anti-flag, traitors, radical, corrupt.

When Trump first began thinking seriously about running for president, he turned to Gingrich for advice.

Now we are aware where Trump gets his grade school taunts and name calling.

As you simply, easily and naturally discover, Trump engages the lizard brain in his followers and supporters.
Its a powerful tactic and if wielded well much damage can be wrought.
And now damage has been wrought for generations on.

Trump uses Fear and Anger because these are the most irrational of the human emotions and can cause a normally chill, reasonable and calm person to simply, easily and instantaneously to lose their feckin mind.

He can easily mould his supporters minds according to his daily whims.

Some say his objective is to cause a civil war.

That He wants to see liberals fight conservatives.
Because this way he can sell more MAGA hats and other merch.
Up to an including his new open carry red, white and blue Trump45s.

Recently Trump sent me an email poll about my feelings on socialism so after filling it out, I sent this to him:

Drop out of the 2020 re-election.
Now, Go back to being a tv star.
Because then you can say and do anything you want and you will make more money.

Which means more love, and more power.
You already use twitter like a master so you have an advantage over other tv stars.

Drop out.

Now, I know what you are saying.
Right now you feel you have more power than you would if you were a tv star.

That is incorrect because the presidency has many limits including a term limit.
Whereas you can be a star well into your nineties, and you receive more fan fare, more adulation and more love as a tv star.

I know you will make the right decision and now drop out of the 2020 election.

I sent him the above to because every day he only hears from the yes men, or regardless of what he says people never disagree with him.

Now obviously one email sent him is not going to change his mind.

Now imagine six months or one year from now looking back upon today as the day you decided to take your country back from Trump and the Trumpublicans and feeling really good about it.

Because you and many like minded friends decided to send emails to Trump encouraging him to drop out of the 2020 election.
Use his love of money and fame to change his mind. He wants to use the presidency to enrich his fortune so if we can figure ways to help him get rich by not being president, he will drop this "gig" in 2020 and move to something better.

We can't do this without many other like minded people.
Now we are talking to you. Can you take back your country from Trump?
Or will you let things continue to get worse until America is destroyed?
If you could help Trump drop out of the 2020 election things could be better in many different ways.
Think about those ways.

Now you can either ignore this random comment or do something to get Trump to drop out of the 2020 election.

Now because you watched this video and are now wading through the cesspool of youtube comments, you deserve as a gift, a dumb joke.

A social worker from Ohio was recently transferred to the mountains of North Georgia.
On the first tour of his new territory he came upon the tiniest cabin he had ever seen in his life.

Intrigued, he went up and knocked on the door. 兩"Anybody home?" he asked.

"Yep," came a kid's voice through the door. 兩"Is your father there?" asked the social worker. 兩"Pa? Nope, he left before Ma came in," said the kid. 兩"Well, is your mother there?" persisted the social worker. 兩"'Ma? Nope, she left just before I got here," said the kid. 兩"But," protested the social worker, "are you never together as a family?" 兩''Sure, but not here," said the kid through the door.

"Because this is the outhouse."

Hahahaha
Hehehehe
Yarp yarp yarp
Lol

Sasa Z · October 7, 2019 at 7:39 am

Thank you for that image, I was eating breakfast watching this

norcal vapin · October 7, 2019 at 8:40 am

Unfortunately Colbert is a idiot……prime example of how a leftist skews logic. Only idiots listen to this moronic blabber.

Phantom X · October 7, 2019 at 8:48 am

Faux Noise, promoting stupidity across America for decades. Faux has a new slogan….. "Faux Noise, proud to be stupid"

Quantris · October 7, 2019 at 10:21 am

Impeachment is hard, let's go shopping!

Simon Ghost Riley · October 7, 2019 at 10:48 am

Damn dems and satanist really trying thier hardest to impeach trump lol. The same way they tried to defend bill clinton. Welp dont call for help when yall are gona get gathered up for staging a coup. Cause yall ate gona be fuuuuuucked

holamoco17 · October 7, 2019 at 11:51 am

He killed it. Damn they are slaughtering Trump real good.

GazAce · October 7, 2019 at 1:04 pm

OMG!! That was effing GOLD!!

Steve Davis · October 7, 2019 at 1:51 pm

Explainsey simplified for Ainsley. Yup, a 1 line arrow works.

Michael V · October 7, 2019 at 2:05 pm

"So Trump is struggling to find a coherent defense against his impeachment"

Trump struggles with coherence in general.

dldapoeag · October 7, 2019 at 2:12 pm

A bit sad. Just like when Stephen was joking about how it was so obvious that Trump would be impeached due to Russiagate. Now, we have a known coke head who happens to be the son of the former vice pr矇sident who gets a non executive director position in a energy company which is outside of their area of expertise. We then have Ukrainian Attorney General who decides to investigate. Because unlike Mr. Colbert, people with half a brain knows that these sort of things don't happen normally. The Attorney General is fired because the ex vice president tells the Ukrainian president and the whole world during a speech that he would hold up an IMF loan to the country if the investigation is not dropped. But of course, it is Donald Trump's fault that it happened!?! It is sad to see how much IQs in the country have atrophied over the last couple of years. Especially among late night comedians.

We Are Legion · October 7, 2019 at 3:12 pm

Do Trumps cakes include mushroom juice?

We Are Legion · October 7, 2019 at 3:15 pm

It takes a lot of chemicals to keep up the blonde hair. Of course they affect the brain.

rgeol09 · October 7, 2019 at 4:23 pm

Damn you Stephen 0:54 , I was eating and not prepared for this!

stranraerwal · October 7, 2019 at 4:33 pm

It seems, Mrs. A.Ainsley is a rather confused person…in the good old times it was called "dumbed".

Nikki Larson · October 7, 2019 at 5:29 pm

Remember the last leader who suggested their constituents "Eat cake".

Imakemovies Actor · October 7, 2019 at 5:40 pm

I watched two videos last night of Obama giving speeches while he was senator and he said and reiterated that he was not born in Hawaii and that he was Kenyan. HE SAID IT!!!!

YouTuberUK · October 7, 2019 at 7:18 pm

These guys on Fox are ok to be ignorant of the facts while they're in their FoxNews bubble…. but surely when they finish their shift on the news they MUST have acquaintances in their home life (like their children's teachers, the local grocer, the postman etc…) that are living in the real world and must be saying to them WTF are you talking about….get your head out of your ass….!!!!!!!!

I'm Woke · October 7, 2019 at 7:24 pm

Ainsley Even Trump got that……while he was masterbaking.

jmartinez6562 · October 7, 2019 at 8:14 pm

So when Adam schiff & the Dems asked Ukraine for dirt on candidate Trump that was making cookies? Maybe the writers should explain that to Colbert so he wont look like a talking piece of the Democratic Party…if you dont talk about it it never happened井

rpbsjy · October 7, 2019 at 8:25 pm

What was Earhardt's goal? Hopefully, she wasn't trying to make something simple sound confusing so as to befuddle her audience? Isn't the role of a journalist to take a complex issue and simplify it for the audience? Who asked her to do this: is it the Fox editorial policy or was she improvising? I wonder how 'playing the dumb blonde' helps her career?

Tony B · October 7, 2019 at 8:41 pm

Colbert: Rachel Maddow is our guest…
those not brain washed by cable news: Imma head out

Kay Musonda · October 7, 2019 at 9:13 pm

Less than 2 minutes in and I think I just throw up in my mouth 蛤劾

Techpriest Captain Glandor · October 7, 2019 at 9:52 pm

Man…I want cake now

Matt Hoffman · October 7, 2019 at 9:54 pm

It didn't take long for a few bucks to dumb down colbert. Where is bidens picture on his board?

steve schmidt · October 7, 2019 at 10:07 pm

Colbert has got to get over his TDS hes in for four more years, he is no longer funny or relevant.

Lee Hieg · October 7, 2019 at 10:12 pm

Don't Stephen think we can read why does every late night show suck on trump's every night they can't get enough of him their ate up with the man

Brian Kelly · October 7, 2019 at 11:14 pm

Yeah you got to admit Colbert is a comedian just jokes and jokes and nothing but jokes. So don't look for your news on The Colbert Report.Your not going to get it .nothing but of games and jokes and playing around. Just because they say it that means he's guilty don't forget that if anybody says somebody is guilty that means they are guilty. That's the new law in America guilty-until-proven-innocent. Better not get caught doing something it'll be all over the news and you'll be guilty. guilty by the media. No need for due process.

Winter Dream · October 7, 2019 at 11:17 pm

*spits milk! "Master Baking"…BWHA HA HA HA HA!!!

Andria Marie · October 7, 2019 at 11:35 pm

How did that poor confused woman graduate high school?

Joe Kasprzak · October 7, 2019 at 11:49 pm

You could have did this with your crayons idiot

angela legare · October 8, 2019 at 12:47 am

Hahahaha!!! Masterbaking,

orlando pereira · October 8, 2019 at 2:59 am

Trump will get his pound cake behind his beautiful wall incarcerated.

keith hakanson · October 8, 2019 at 3:18 am

I'm still waiting for stephen to explain to his "flock" viewers the reason why "Puke Bucket" polosi is so hesitant about having a formal vote for impeachment. Or maybe he can explain why "Shit for brains" Schiff didn't read from the actual transcript when he spoke in front of Congress. Seriously if the actual transcript is so incriminating to Trump then why did "shit for brains" have to do a "parody" of it?

reid ob · October 8, 2019 at 5:29 am

Why dont you Run For President Stephen ? ………………. We dont need a god loving brain washed hack as president either ,,,,,,,,

PhrontDoor · October 8, 2019 at 5:44 am

Trump is seemingly taking a hands-on approach to his defense.

Anthony Micele · October 8, 2019 at 6:05 am

Exactly. Keep focused on the single most important fact, and the rest will fall into place.

Beep Bop · October 8, 2019 at 6:21 am

Fros…丐 I'm sick for life! Thanks Stephen!!

DonConner Thefutureisnotset · October 8, 2019 at 8:22 am

Now Let's see him do that with 9/11!

Kristina W · October 8, 2019 at 10:23 am

This isnt fair to Ainsley. Her co-stars are equally easily confused

VACATION PROMO · October 8, 2019 at 7:03 pm

Did Anyone Catch His Guest Is Rachel Madow !!!
He Can Have Her On Again After Trump's Landslide Victory In 2020 !

Lilly D · October 8, 2019 at 7:58 pm

Fox hosts are so dumb and the blond jokes are true for her stupid do as stupid do

Abrahim Javed · October 8, 2019 at 8:28 pm

Wait, I don't get it.
Ugh. Gonna be another late night studying that board

Rogelio Aburto · October 8, 2019 at 10:56 pm

Good job….

GabrielTheGray · October 8, 2019 at 11:47 pm

Ainsley is probably just overwhelmed from taking in so many high level ideas. Sadly, I've seen something like this before.

Ring0fSaturn · October 9, 2019 at 4:00 am

Ainsley Earhardt gets overwhelmed so eansily. With all this "information" (the "so much information" overload is imminent) she needs to confess to "America" that she has no idea what she's talking about. I hope the "Explainsley to Ainsley" segment is helpful to her. Poor thing.

LifeIsFair ItKillsEveryone · October 9, 2019 at 12:48 pm

Welcome to the new phrase, "Dumb as a Donald!"

Herman Justice · October 10, 2019 at 2:30 pm

Genius. Ainsley. Wasn't
watching she goes to bed early. Maybe she saw it on youtube. Not.

mike archer · October 10, 2019 at 6:24 pm

Anally Airhead…

communistjesus · October 12, 2019 at 4:36 am

U got to love Stephen's little smirk he gets when saying, or dealing with something that may be dirty….He reminds of a kid who just understood the meaning of foul language…..

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