Canada: The Board Game | 22 Minutes

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Canada: The Board Game | 22 Minutes


[Voiceover] Looking for a fun new board game? [Voiceover] Try playing Canada! Okay, I’m Canada so I’m in charge, Alberta
you get a bunch of pieces, Quebec you get a bunch of pieces, and everybody else gets
one piece each. Seems fair to me! It’s Canada: The Board Game! It’s the mix of Risk and Monopoly that’s no
fun for anyone! Okay, first thing, Indigenous people you lose
all your land. I didn’t even get a chance to roll yet… And now I’m going to put this railroad here. I’m gonna block it. Nope, you can’t do that, and now you lose
a turn. Alberta? I struck oil, I get a million bucks! Okay Alberta now you have to give half of
your money to Quebec. I need more money. You didn’t spend any. I need more money! I’ll pay you $500 to put a pipeline through
your province. No, I refuse. Okay, Alberta, Quebec refuses your pipeline
so you have to give Quebec more money. What! Why? I don’t know the rules are all in French. Atlantic Canada, your move. I wanna buy a house. Okay that is $100. B.C.? Oo! I would like to buy a house too. That’s $100,000. Why is is so much more expensive? I have no more money. That’s why. Alberta, give Atlantic Canada some more money. [Voiceover] It’s Canada: The Board Game. [Voiceover] Ages zero and up. I need more monies!


37 Comments

Riaz · March 2, 2020 at 7:25 pm

Can't wait for the comments

RuralOntarioDuster · March 2, 2020 at 7:27 pm

im dead XD

Trap Drip · March 2, 2020 at 7:30 pm

Good! Keep it up! Would you like to be YouTube friends? :]

Trap Drip · March 2, 2020 at 7:30 pm

Goob job! 🙂 Keep it up! Would you like to be YouTube friends? :]

Trap Drip · March 2, 2020 at 7:38 pm

I like! Keep it up! Would you like to be YouTube friends? 🙂

New Message · March 2, 2020 at 7:42 pm

The American version is just a game board burning in a trash can, though.

only257 · March 2, 2020 at 7:43 pm

😂 lol

Lisam Johnston · March 2, 2020 at 7:59 pm

The railroad 😂

shashisonu9 · March 2, 2020 at 8:05 pm

Quebec…always asking for more money…and Alberta bearing the weight of all the good socialism Canada practices

Glyne Lewis · March 2, 2020 at 8:18 pm

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Glyne Lewis · March 2, 2020 at 8:19 pm

I want to move to Canada 🇨🇦!!!!!!!

alvarbilly · March 2, 2020 at 8:27 pm

Need star forts in a proper game, Canada's full of them.

Diane Neill · March 2, 2020 at 8:41 pm

Don't know about this time yet but the last time the Mohawks blocked the railway there was a report of a $3 million fine. You might want to augment the game a little.

ditrinipersian · March 2, 2020 at 9:02 pm

this was tooo damn funny and accurate

naz eslami · March 2, 2020 at 9:05 pm

good content

E S · March 2, 2020 at 10:18 pm

Not even remotely funny, do you know why? Because sadly it’s all accurate

John Doe · March 2, 2020 at 10:24 pm

Who thinks This Hour has 22 minutes should get the whole 1.5 billion funding? They always know how to make Canadians laugh even in hard times.

Nancy McBride · March 2, 2020 at 10:37 pm

Brilliant!

Truck Camper Canada · March 2, 2020 at 10:58 pm

Nailed it!

druidicus · March 2, 2020 at 11:17 pm

Pretty much sums it up! Now to decide whether to laugh or cry

Reg Boulet · March 2, 2020 at 11:37 pm

What about Manitoba and Saskatchewan. Think we’re in Canada too. Lol

BABA · March 2, 2020 at 11:49 pm

No Ontario

Sam B · March 2, 2020 at 11:52 pm

I live in Montreal wondering where that many goes

Cherry Dayz · March 2, 2020 at 11:55 pm

I need that board game! That would be extremely fun to play with friends! 😃

Prince_ TheSims · March 3, 2020 at 12:39 am

I would buy the shit out of that game 😂😂

Mia M. · March 3, 2020 at 12:50 am

Learn more in here than in school lol 😂 accurately painful 😣

Desmond Jordan · March 3, 2020 at 1:46 am

The 2020 version of this game is out. It has ski bum turned part-time elementary school drama teacher called M. Fancy Socks as Prime Minister. This modern Mr. Dress Up decides to reallocate the economic structure by stopping Alberta making any money at all (because feelings matter more than fuel). An extension of the game has American oil companies to line half the border with highly paid pseudo-environmentalist cheerleaders. The other half is lined with illegal immigrants crossing over holding cards saying ‘Come to Canada, don’t bother waiting in line, just tell them Justin invited you’. Justin also convinces enough people that they should pay even more taxes for something called Carbon Guilt. This is an illusion based on a cult mind trick he learned from his French Catholic upbringing. The game ends when the county goes bankrupt. It does not take long. Up to 35 million people can play but there is only one winner, and it’s not you.
Enjoy. Sorry. Eh!

Mike Foehr · March 3, 2020 at 1:52 am

This is so true it is funny

Tony Diablo · March 3, 2020 at 3:04 am

"Blame Canada!"

J W · March 3, 2020 at 3:24 am

Notice how they make the white male all powerful and a jerk? It's not subtle. This is thinly veiled woke bs.

Ray Hawk · March 3, 2020 at 3:40 am

….C'mon, it's Canada! In any minute it'll get sorted with a good 'ol fashioned, last-chance hockey shootout! Then they'll go to Timmys for a donut, coffee & laugh it off together.

Sam Huang · March 3, 2020 at 3:56 am

Where the fuck is my Ontario !!!

Charles Osga · March 3, 2020 at 4:13 am

That's how socialism works lol

Kal Latif · March 3, 2020 at 5:01 am

Typical , nailed it 👍👍🤣😂👏👏

Crushing Vanessa3 · March 3, 2020 at 6:43 am

If Alberta got to keep all of the money, would it be better? Just wondering.

mccallumcra · March 3, 2020 at 8:45 am

Ages 0 and up. Lmao

Please Watch my video · March 3, 2020 at 10:15 am

Sad truth

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