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We and our trusted partners use technology such as cookies on our site to personalize content and ads, provide social media features, and analyze our traffic. They're cheaper than day rates. We would like to apologize for not adding more jokes Helium walks into a bar, The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here.
Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O. A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it.
The proposed name is: Un-obtainium. As an ion chromatography chemist I made this one up: Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood.
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The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state. A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. Florence Flask was getting ready for the opera. All of a sudden, she screamed: "Erlenmeyer, my joules! Somebody has stolen my joules! We'll find a solution. A: C over lambda. Little Willie was a chemist.
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